When it Rains, it Pours!

[marycaitlin]

I need some helpful interpretation from my friends, please!

Just wanted to share with you something special. A series of messages from "Arman" of India. First of all, I think I must be sending fertile wife-vibes all over the globe. Secondly, would anyone like to make a comment on the little tree story here?

Comments

[island_usurper]

I don't see any story. I just see a bunch of words barfed onto my screen. One of them does seem to be tree, though.

I like how he only uses punctuation when he says "u.s.a"

[thannyblaster]

My take: Stand still, very still, (like a tree--get it?), and one day someone might mistake you for a Christmas tree...

I hope I'm not trying to win the affection of female strangers the night before the bar exam--although I wouldn't mind doing it the night after!

Tree of Mango

[anonymous]

Well, when I think of a "fruit giving tree" as a metaphor for a woman in her relationship to a man, I expect the message is that trees don't move, they don't run around with other trees, they don't "complain" about their treatment or have opinions (they don't say anything at all), and generally just wait dutifully for someone to come pluck their tasty fruit, which is their only contribution to the world. Apparently, in this metaphor, men are still men, since other trees aren't going to eat one another's fruit. Anyway, if you "try to be like that," let me know, because I could make a great mango chutney.

-Strodelin

I agree

[ineffiblenee]

You're definitely an evergreen, as I can't imagine you not being a wonderful person! (Things that defy my imagination do not exist, or happen. Ever. :)