1. my uncle once: dressed as The Godfather for my baptism.
2. never in my life: have I smoked crack.
3. when I was five: i was an ugly duckling. oh god i was so ugly it was cute.
4. high school was: like a movie.
5. I will never forget: how much i am worth.
6. I once met: ll cool j
7. there’s this girl I know who: i love. a lot.
8. once, at a bar: a man
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