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I'm going to a U2 concert next weekend... and my fan frenzy has officially begun. I'm listening to their albums non-stop on my U2 I-Pod... Yes... they are my favorite band of all time. I am so excited for next weekend I could scream!

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It is with a heavy heart, after extensive consultation with Rashard Lewis, that I have decided to prematurely terminate the year 2005. Although 2005, like the Mariners, started off with great promise it quickly became apparent that it would fail to deliver. Therefore effective October 1st the remaining 3 months will be called "Probationary 2006 ( Read more... )

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I'm back to that point again where I can't string a coherent sentence together. I'm wondering if I'll be able to make it through the day without completely passing out. I've been kicking by patooty this week trying to get the office together before the boss leaves. He's flying out to France tonight for a two week vacation. In that 2 week period ( Read more... )

Today President Bush announced that FEMA head Michael Brown was resigning due to health issues concerning a flesh-eating virus he picked up on his recent 10 minute visit to New Orleans.In recognition of Brown's service Mr.Bush awarded him the Presidential Medal of Freedom,a lifetime Costco membership and luxury box suite at the Astrodome in a time ( Read more... )

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