1. Urban Ninja

2. Juggling with the Beatles

3. The Most Unsexy Men in the Word: Once again confirming that I am sexier than Brad Pitt.

1. Spring Break 2006 post coming soon ( Read more... )

This past week has been great because I saw Lisa, Ilana, Aimee, and Joan (I know, but we're in love), wrote a dance musical about Robert Serviss, built a fort, loved melissa (happy?), smoked hookah out of a bong, watched my mom try to scare away a skunk (real smart), helped with festival scenes, had a pretty charming dream about Ashley (if you don' ( Read more... )

Dear America's Next Top Model,

Mollie Sue was the hottest. So fuck you.

Love,
Alex

Alex Segal
English 102
M. Bates
5 April 2006

Don’t Fear the ReaperIn Willaim Wordsworth’s poem, “The Solitary Reaper,” the speaker romanticizes the portrait he perceives of a woman in a field, however the language he uses conveys tacit distrust for women-as is seen in the symbols of the reaper, the Cuckoo bird, and her mysterious singing ( Read more... )

BOOOOO to Daylight Savings Time!!!! I am not a motherfucking farmer so stop robbing me of sleep!!

1. My dog is freaking out. I think that means the big one is coming. I'm not sure what "the big one" is, but it's going to be big. So don't say I didn't warn you ( Read more... )

How many tiny, horny lamp-dwelling fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I need a poem for my English class. Please read the two behind the cut and tell me which one I should choose. Which one you like better, which would be more interesting to watch my English class try to analyze, etc. Thanks.

( poem 1 )

( survey )