Be afraid. Be very afraid... it's the Defier of All Things Canon.

[aleyca]

Amala the Sue Hunter here, bringing you another Sue report... this time one of my own old Sues from back when I had no clue. Sorry if I double-posted... I just had to share this abomination from my Suethor days with you guys. Since my first report got a bunch of hilarious responses, I can't wait to see everybody's reactions to this one.

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[kohii_temple]

"how Mikami was buck-naked and she abducted him"

No wonder Teru Mikami was so messed up. XD XD XD

"Sworn enemy of her rival Sue from the same story"

You wrote another Sue just to rival your Sue? Did they cancel each other out? Hehehe. :P

And hey, a lot of us went through this phase. I once wrote a blatant Saiyuki self-insert, but someone was kind and brutally honest enough to point out my atrocity. I rewrote the whole thing, putting a more appropriate canon character in place of my self-insert and the story turned into a crack fic that was loads better than what I originally wrote. :)

[aleyca]

When all else fails... BLAME THE SUES. XD

[aleyca]

Believe me, I've got a lot of guts. Plus this was mainly to give everyone a little giggle.

[amideadn0w]

Awww I was reading this and tears poured down... couldn't help but go "how cuteee" :D

You wrote this? I thought of posting some of my own Sues from back in the day here sometimes :D Good for you, for managing to laugh at yourself! ^^

[aleyca]

Bwahahahahahahahaha... nothing cute about this in my opinion. Just curious, what is cute about this Sue, and were you crying tears of joy or sorrow? Or am I just not reading sarcasm? /brain useless at the moment

Yup... two years ago to be exact. :'D I look back at my past errors and laugh, because every single Sue I wrote was oh-so-funny. I would spork a small bunch of Bleach sues I created, but know next to nothing about the series like I did then. That's the problem with me and anime, I can never stick with a show, unlike video games where I tend to play with 'em. IDK. I'm pretty odd. XD

[amideadn0w]

It was just so hilarious, I'm sorry, no need to offend x'D tears of laughter!

And it was cute since it's like looking pictures of yourself as a child doing something wrong, like jumping in a huge pile of mud or wrecking your dad's best china set xD you know then people would've screamed your head off, but years later they look at these memories and laugh and say it was cute (though atm, the mom probably fainted wondering how she'd ever get those mud stains off >,>).

:D I wanna spork me now tooooo~

Maybe a lil later on xD.

[amideadn0w]

*no need=didn't mean to ^^'