Dumb, Hyper, and Really, Really Horny

Jul 01, 2010 02:05

Story Or Series Title: Eye Candy

Fandom: Death Note

Culprit Author's Name: xXGoody No-So-Great MeXx

Full Name (plus titles if any): Amethystte (and also Olivia)

Full Species(es): Human?

Hair Color (include adjectives): "my shoulder-length chocolate and purple streaked hair falling around me" and "I had curled my hair in sexy big curves"

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amideadn0w July 2 2010, 08:56:51 UTC
Bitch's back, yo ^^ d'ya miss me Suethors?

LxAmethysttexLight! It's my first fanfic with really nice pairings! Of course I don't own Amethystte duh, she belongs to her own…dun, dun, DUN, Amethystte! They have the same name yet they are diff people! Well one's real and the other's an oc but, oh well!

...she based an OC on her friend and gave her the weirdest name I couldn't pronounce ever, and I can tie cherries in knots with my tongue >,>

Is there a Death Note Sue that DIDN'T grow up at Wammy's?

"Uh, hey to you too, Amethystte." The brunette said, playing along with me and my own weirdness like I was some child he had to babysit. More like "Hello, crazy person, I'll kindly try and walk away from you as quickly as possible, since you freak me out ( ... )

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aniquick July 2 2010, 16:24:11 UTC
It's frightening how in this fanfic her thoughts never dwell on lust for just one character for very long. She constantly switches from one to another, and thoughts about Soichiro pop up way, way too often.

Really, when being felt up by a hot teenage guy, what kind of character thinks about that teenage guy's frumpy middle-aged father?

There are, thankfully, only two chapters so far and the author claims there will be no more than three.

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amideadn0w July 2 2010, 18:17:21 UTC
....well I mean.... of course! Haven't we all wanted to get felt up by our dads?? Don't we all love old grumpy ass men??? C'MERE YOU HOT DILF, GIVE IT TO ME, BITCH!

...ok, why're you looking at me like that? What do you mean it's just me- ohhh, I was kidding ^^' ahem. Of course I was. I'd never want thatttt...

But on a serious note, if the dude can make his own son get hard X_X''...

GO PAPI! >,>

Awww but isn't it nice that Watari wasn't left out? Just so sweet of her...

I have no idea what these people are on when they sit down and write, but I don't want any >,> the only way it could've gotten any worse would be if Light's dad got his other foot stuck between Misa's legs or something X_X'...

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aniquick July 3 2010, 16:54:39 UTC
I'm glad she did the Watari thing, because that makes it hilarious and it makes up for some of the major fail, just by sheer WTF-ness.

Getting groped by L is not a bad fate at all. That's a common, normal fanfic fantasy that is found abundantly in Death Note fanfic. And L is hot.

Getting groped by L while hugging Watari? Who just so happens to be your relative? That's fall-down-on-the-floor funny. It's not erotic, it's plain silly. I just cannot get the image out of my head, and it blocks out some of the other images from this fic, so that's a good thing.

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aleyca July 3 2010, 10:52:08 UTC
Gee whiz, this is worse than mine. Even though my Death Note Sue from 6th grade had heaps of weeaboo fail and bashing of Americans/British etc. this is seriously messed up.

The author is a sick fuck too... especially the pee fetish... I mean, I find pee absolutely hilarious like 'HA HA YOU PISSED OH GOD' but that's the three-year-old in me.

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aniquick July 3 2010, 16:47:48 UTC
It's disturbing how the language and word choices sound so young and almost shy (like using "Light's man zone" instead of dick, cock, penis, crotch, genitals, groin or something more normal) and yet the subject matter is very, very adult. This contrast makes it worse.

Even though nobody has had sex yet (there has been kissing, groping, heavy petting, dry humping and attempted rape only) it is impossible to read this thing and think of it as not being very adult. It's just that out there.

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aleyca July 9 2010, 09:03:43 UTC
PFFFFFFT, I used 'pants apples'. 'Man-zone' is nothing compared to that. This thing's weird though....

My Sue was immature and didn't want to have sex because she was sixteen and still assumed that the stork brings babies, and thought you-know-whats were just for going to the bathroom (I'm a little shy myself, so excuse me ^^;)

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aniquick July 11 2010, 04:58:38 UTC
"Pants apples" is really great.

It makes me think of "man carrot" which I think I've seen in fanfic too.

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