I'm back! Hurray

[tealdear]

Well its been a while, but I'm back. That's right. I'm back, with a new sue and an old suethor to share with the community. I've been in the middle of writing my own fan-fiction (yeah, come to the pit of voles and watch an author abandon all their principles). Anyway, it preoccupied by time, that and work, but now I had some time so here I am.

Comments

[chaotic_legion]

Long time no see! :)
Good lord, this is some serious tripe. Her 'humor' alone is brain melting in its stupidity.

[tealdear]

This is what I think happened. One night, reeling in a haze of powdered donuts and energy drinks, she and her friends got punch-drunk-sugar-high and made each other laugh hysterically with stupid crap like this.

And then, mistaking it for actual humor and not the ravings of sugar-mania, she included it in a fic.

Yeah, that's probably it.

[amideadn0w]

Sugar?...That's codename for hard liquor and drugs, right?

[amideadn0w]

...I have but one question to ask, since everyone else pretty much covered all that can be said:

Isn't L afraid of sleeping with a vampire? Isn't he somewhat weary that one night she might get the munchies and he'll end up as a mosquito snack?

Why do people keep dating vampires, it makes as much sense to me as a human dating a sandwich >,>'''.

[tealdear]

Yeah, the whole vampire thing, in my opinion, reached its culmination with Dracula. Ann Rice was an interesting, but ultimately less potent form of the mythology (IMHO), and now Twilight just punches babies.

I think heroines fall for vampire because of the allure of potentially becoming one. That seems to be the only reason I can think of: the human desperation for immortality.

[aniquick]

I think the lure of immortality (young, pretty immortality, no less) has a lot to do with the allure of vampires, just as tealdear said.

However, L is incredibly paranoid, and also he's committed to justice enough to risk his life chasing Kira. A vampire's killings would not go over well with him at all, I imagine.

[tealdear]

Oh I agree, the very idea of him liking a vampire is ludicrous. Especially a spazz-queen like that one.

[aniquick]

This is so precious. And a lot better (meaning, much worse) than the Death Note sues I've been finding lately.

Do you have any sue-finding techniques you would like to share?

Anyway, great work!

[tealdear]

Thank you!

As to Sue-finding? Two words. Quiz. Zilla.

The worst of the worst. Satan himself fears to tread there.