I come to you with a terrible crime against my fandom...and a lot of bottled up rage.

[tealdear]

"You're super fast, and strong," he said, "and your skin is so pale it's almost white, like a dead persons. Your eyes change colour and you don't like going out in the sun."

"So what do you think I am?" I said, whispering my words just loud enough for him to hear, "say it….. out loud."

"….Vampire," he said, his voice strong and untrembling.

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[anderling]

YAY, you're here and posting! *Fangirl-squee.* :D

Oh, god. I'm going to drag this author to court. I'm pretty sure I bust a rib laughing so much.
She ruined my fandom! Both of them! It's not sparkly-lulz when she photoshopped Matt and Mello and everyone onto Edward and Jacob and replaced Bella with an even worse Sue to boot! D:

Since I'm morbidly curious and can't help but wonder: If it had dragged on into the Twilight-canon instead of making a half-assed attempt at Death Note again, would it have gone into detail for Breaking Dawn? Because if she's already a werepire, then the plan of "We'll vamp Bella to heal her suddenly broken spine caused by unholyvampbaby kicking" is doomed.

[tealdear]

Thank you! So happy you enjoyed it.

I have no idea what she would have done, but in some of the other chapters she does insert her and Matt into scenes from Twilight. Apparently they play baseball in the rain at some point? And does Esme squeal a lot? Because she sure squeals a lot on this fic. I haven't seen the film or read the book despite its being the vampire phenomenon of a generation...

I have a feeling if this sue had been allowed to meander unobstructed through the twilight-verse, she would have ended up crowning herself Queen of the werepire's, Edward and Bella's baby would have fallen hopelessly in love with her, and so on.