This one's nothing special, but boy does everyone act like she is.

[tealdear]

 "Hey, Naoki, I was wondering, how would you like to come round mine tonight, ya know, to study." I looked up at him with an eyebrow raised. "You're kidding right?" He didn't answer and I sighed. "Not today Light." He frowned. "Why not?" I continued to read my book, not even bothering to look at him. "Why d'ya think?" He still continued to frown. "

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[tealdear]

>>>On a final note...Light was really starting to remind me of Gaston towards the end there.

Ahhahahahaha, that's a good one, I like that. Light as Gaston: that's a mental image that will stay with me for a long time. And L is the beast, with the heart of gold.

What kills me is this: Light supposedly loves her for the 'smart, wonderful woman that she is' and not because of her looks, while all L seems to say about why he likes her is...her looks; her chestnut hair and blue eyes. So, in spite of herself, the suethor wrote in Light as the deep one with more genuine (if rapey) feelings and L as the shallow one who cares only about looks. How ironic is that?

She had so many passages where it was: 'too bad for him that I don't love him.' Who thinks that in their own head, really? Too bad? Too bad? That's the extent of your thoughts on a dear friend's unrequited love?

Nice.

[chaotic_legion]

Haha, I love your sporks to death. :D

Poor Light, falling victim to Twu Wuv Toxicosis. Just shove her head in a vat of acid until the sparkles stop, take two aspirin and you'll be fine.

Seriously, being a Light fan, I hate these stories that turn him into a drooling moron with a hardon that just won't quit for a girl who is about as intelligent as a box of moldy bread. Ugh.

[tealdear]

Everytime a new genius!sue shows up, the entire fandom takes a huge dose of stupid and spends the rest of the fic huffing paint and trying to see what's under their hair.

Light: Acid helps in its caustic, highly caustic, and weapon's grade boy-you-ain't-kidding-that's-caustic varieties. I prefer the third kind.
L: That kind is only used for weapons of mass destruction.
Light: I am a weapon of mass destruction.
Mello: Shut the f*ck up, Light.

[lian_hua]

I love this! Your sporks are delicious.

Maybe killing Edward in the last spork was not the best idea after all. Looks like heis spirit has taken over Light in this fic.

[tealdear]

Heh, Light's on a high right now. Killing Edward feel soooooo good.

[lian_hua]

Say, if we're on the subject of sporking, would you be interested in sporking one chapter of Shinra SOLDIER with me, as a special guest?

[tealdear]

I would absolutely love to! Just tell me which chapter and I'll get to it. Hee hee!

Also, I appear to have stolen your icon on account of its awesomeness.

[anderling]

*beat*
...AHAHAHAHAHA. This person's SERIOUS? Dude, forget the sparklepires, I'll just read this when I need to feel good about my writing.

L: And the very idea that Light-kun used people for sex is ludicrous. He had beautiful women throwing themselves at him all the time and he didn’t respond. Its very clear the only thing Light-kun ever orgasmed to was murder.
DEATH NOTE-GASM! *Shot'd for repeating a used-so-many-times-it's-not-funny-anymore joke.*

L: Little turtles are cute! And stupid little turtles are even cuter, the way that walk around in little circles but don’t get anywhere…
Anyone plotbunnied this yet? L and his pet turtle in the Task Force's headquarters? I can just about imagine L trying and failing to feed it sugar cubes...

[tealdear]

No one has plotbunnied it yet, that I know of, but you're welcome to!

I hope that L's stupid turtle would look like this: http://booksnbrew.tumblr.com/post/3738983449/adorable-turtle

I like turtles, and L seems like he would own a turtle. He even looks a little like a turtle the way he hunches over...

[whm_koorii]

I love your death note sporks. They make my laugh myself into a stupor.<3

But, man... As a huge fan of hero/villain pairings, it drives me up a wall when these sues just have the villain fall totally gaga over them. It takes me forever and a day to coax my hero/villain pairs into even giving each other a considering side-eye!

Bloody sues. -sniff.-

[tealdear]

From the bottom of my heart, I thank you. They take me ages to do.

I know, that drives me crazy as well, when suddenly the villain falls in love with the sue. The character destruction entailed is always mind blowing. Especially for a character like Light, who uses his charm and good looks to his advantage all the time without caring one iota for ANYONE he seduces.

I too, though, am a fan of the Hero/Villain pairing.

[whm_koorii]

So true! And that was a huge point of the whole arc with the Reporter lady (sorry, can't remember her name right now. D: ) in Death Note! He pretty much didn't give a crap, and she was a super smart gal... that didn't matter to him. Light's always about what can get him ahead. To get him to fall in love with anyone you're going to have to break him down so bad.

'Course, sue writers don't tend to want to spend that much work on a fic... and many other writers don't either. It's all fantasy and instant gratification, but for me there's nothing more satisfying than managing to get a pairing together in a way that seems natural/believable for the characters.

[aniquick]

Takada. And she was smart in every way except in seeing how she was just falling into Light's trap. In that way, she was very stupid.