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tealdear in marysues

Here's Berrie!

Jul 19, 2012 00:50

Story Or Series Title: Berrie’s Adventures in Asgard
Fandom: Avengers
Culprit Author's name: Alexanderlover31

Full Name (plus titles if any): Berrie Roberts, then Berrie Odinson
Full Species(es): A hateful, hateful human.
Hair Color (include adjectives): Not specified
Eye Color (include adjectives): Not specified
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None…yet.
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Comments 12

pathology_doc July 19 2012, 11:13:23 UTC

and is hung like a god damn horse (if you know what i mean *wink**wink*)

You wouldn't mean this horse, would you?

alryssa July 19 2012, 13:50:45 UTC

A golden pun opportunity was lost here, I feel. SLEIPNIR JOKES ARE NEVER NOT FUNNY.

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tealdear July 19 2012, 20:56:55 UTC

This comic. This is the funniest thing ever. I sometimes wonder if Stan lee knew exactly how much mpreg and cross dressing was involved in Norse Mythology when he set out to turn it into a comic book.

Probably he did. He's Stan Lee.

tealdear July 19 2012, 21:00:32 UTC

I always liked that the horse was named "slippers." Giant majestic horse that can run over land sea and air. Name: slippers.

I'm sure Loki named that horse to be ironic.

waters_of_lethe July 19 2012, 12:11:25 UTC

Urgh, I hate those pre-story author-character dialogues too. They are just so insanely moronic 99% of the time.

Well, at least we know the author is 14, reading her profile. And she likes Twilight. I rest my case!

Your sporking is as good as always! :D

tealdear July 19 2012, 20:58:17 UTC

Thank you!

I find these enchanting preludes all the time too. I hate them.

Twilight did for this generation what polio did for the generation of our grandparents.

morri_delrae July 19 2012, 14:03:29 UTC

But ever since i was transported to Asgard i have taken the name Odinson.

1) Wow, delusions of grandeur, much?
2) Odinsson means "son of Odin". A female equivalent of this name would be "Odinsdottir"...
3)... and seeing that she intends to bang Thor... yeah, no unfortunate implications whatsoever. Because the first thing I want people to think when they meet me and my boyfriend is "Mmm, incest. Must be incest".

Maybe what she meant to say was that she took on Thor's last name after marrying him (but the paragraph above implies that she changed the name herself, just for the hell of it), but that wouldn't work too. The Vikings didn't have last names as we know them, and if you were born Girl Someguysdaughter, then, married or not, you stayed Girl Someguysdaughter all your life, you didn't suddenly become Girl Someguysson, because people would find that stupid.
On a related note, Loki Merkel cracked me up something awful.

Thor: We’ve been married for negative three hours and you’re already nagging me to death.*pats him on the ( ... )

tealdear July 19 2012, 21:09:11 UTC

Thor: ::: takes stout::: Cheers.

The crass tone of this one was kinda surprising. I've seen some lemon scenes in fics that would give you nightmares but this was just so...out there.

I figured the rules for last names had to be similar for women (although you never can tell) but its just unimaginably egotistical to take on the last name of the king 'just cuz'.

I think she was just trying to rip off Loki, you know, Loki comes to Asgard and is adopted by Odin and becomes Odinson so naturally Berrie has to have the same special treatment. Mary Sues are usually ripoffs and this is no exception.

kyouketsusha July 20 2012, 00:02:42 UTC

"because when I got to Germany I instantly became Loki Merkel"

Like Peter Merkel Jr, aka Ragdoll? He's a total troll, too. SOUNDS LEGIT.

tealdear July 20 2012, 13:21:16 UTC

Ha! Oh my gosh, I didn't even make that connection. That's pretty sweet. Ragdoll for Chancellor!

kyouketsusha July 20 2012, 13:35:32 UTC

Hahaha, I have his mask hanging on my wall in front of me, so I couldn't help but make that connection. XD

LOKI / RAGDOLL FOR SUPREME WORLD DICTATORS
"WE DO IT FOR THE LULZ"

klingelball July 28 2012, 02:42:20 UTC

because when I got to Germany I instantly became Loki Merkel.

*in support group-tone* Hi, I'm Klingelball, I'm from germany and this just killed me.
(The images... the IMAGES in my head...D8... I don't think I can ever look at Angela Merkel the same way again Ô___o)

Did I mention that you write Tony very well? Like very VERY well. It's priceless, really!
I'm happy there's a third spork for me to read. And it's not like I should go to bed because it's almost 5 am... it's just too good to stop.