oh, college freshmen

[marythefan]

There is currently a guy sitting across from me at the coffee shop trying to explain Storage Wars to a chick who is apparently an exchange student.

He just got done reassuring her that it's only once a year at the state fair that we have deep-fried Snickers bars.

Oh, college freshmen.

Oh, my countryMeanwhile, I hear that half the Midwest and

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[zillahseye]

I meant to post on November 23rd of last year and creeped myself out so much I couldn't: See, it was over 80. At night. INSIDE THE ARCTIC CIRCLE. Sure, I got a sixer and sat outside in a beach wrap with my feet up. I breathed air laden with the spicy fug of fallen leaves. I lit candles, read a book, and watched clouds race overhead with no shivers. I watched the neighbors' kids caper around the fire-pit on their shaggy lawn, ride their bikes up and down my warm tar driveway