exacto blades and thumb wrestling dont mix well

[marz_affect]

So i could write something important here, But rather i'll just delete it again. Today's assignment: Use your imagination as to what you think I would write in this journal entry. C'mon its like sesame street for adults. Oh and dont forget to use completely improper grammar!

PS: what the fuck? why is my granola bar "lowfat"?

Comments

[mittens_of_doom]

Because you are fat and need to lose weight.

[marz_affect]

no its cuz im sick. are you coming to lunch at todai's monday at 12:30?

yes you are. its my birthday and you have no choice. I hope im better soon.