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Just when you thought things were going great, you get sent back to archives. Fuck you.

Im so gonna throw up on you.

Yes, I need diet pills as a reward for my feedback on something doesnt apply to me in any way shape or form whatsoever. Goes to show how stereotyped America is with obesity. Too bad im ridiculously skinny. Maybe I could be a TV personality image for somebody's pyramid scam of weight loss. Oh and then my image will be spammed to the inbox of every ( Read more... )

I've had quite the week. Its probably been about the longest lasting ever. I really dont even know where to start...or if I even should. Well I've succesfully come into work late everyday, but thats about the only bad part. I need a pencil sharpener. I cant seem to find one at home. Busch Gardens has a lame menu....and an even worse Happy Hour menu ( Read more... )

No my journal is not exceptional. Neither do I care. Maybe I should have spelled some of that wrong just for effect.

Depression is not art.
Anger is not beautiful.
Tears are not precious.

The feelings instilled within a person as these events take place are.

The reception was lovely until the world exploded beneath us.
I remember the taste...

my dad is taking a class on mp5 sub machineguns ( Read more... )

All Hallowseve...I think the first part of the night shall consist of a drinking game that i just now made up ( Read more... )

I shot a rubberband straight into space and it hit the moon. So when the moon starts to fall and crush us all, you can blame me ( Read more... )