And i am an amazing dumpsterslut

[marzipan607]

So i was in 711 making a sandwich out of left over bologna and lettuce that i found on the floor when this guy yelled at me and called me a dumpsterslut.  So you know what i did boys and girls? I flashed him my weiner.  And you know what happend when you flash angry old men your wiener? they get horny but thats beside the point.  The point is that

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[lost_in_u521]

wow that must be the fucking sickest thing i have ever seen in my life... honeslty can u imagine being the tattoo artist?? JESUS

[marzipan607]

I believe its sharpie, but yes I can imagine.

[sovietgoatboy]

OMG ITS WORSER EVERYTIME I SEE IT THE BURNING OF MY EYES IS UN BEARABLE