Sometimes, when someone is accustomed to being hurt and betrayed all the time, I take pleasure in being the person that THEY can hurt and betray in order to make themselves feel better ( Read more... )

I have a knack for walking into punches ( Read more... )

I used to live in Malibu ( Read more... )

So, the downbeat showdown finals are on tonight. PLEASE watch it tonight at 11 on LA channel 36. Then go online and VOTE FOR ME. Grazie.

Last night was possibly the weirdest night of my life. I had dinner with my dad and both of my brothers, and my dad got really drunk and started talking about the last time he and my mom had sex. And as if that wasn't weird enough...my brother and I started talking about someone, and my dad butted in and---fuck it, I'm transcribing the conversation ( Read more... )

I can't believe that as of this year, I have spent as many years at Crossroads as I did at Mirman. 5 years. Wow. I don't know why this baffles me so much. I mean, most of the things in my life up to now that I consider important happened within the five years that I was at crossroads (Karina, Mikaela, alcohol, marijuana, Klepto and the Lawn Gnomes ( Read more... )

First off: since I know you all saw me on TV last night, please go VOTE FOR ME online so that I can go onto the next round.

I hate intellectuals with bad listening skills.

Today was not a good day ( Read more... )

So I guess my theory was right. Immediately after I finished my thank you notes, that cool girl from last Friday called me and suggested that we have a late breakfast together. I have a little crush on that girl, but I'm too shy to tell her in person, so I guess I'm just going to put it on my livejournal and hope she reads it.

My advice to everyone: write your thank you notes and good things will come your way immediately. Put your thank you notes off and a slew of bad things will happen until you do them.