it's all right.. it's all right.. it's all right... cocaine.

[mascaria]

my sister messaged me on aim tonight. said that i should be a truck driver with her. of course the idea of spending countless hours in the cab of a truck with my sister is less than desirable but ... but

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[ex_mrflagg]

id considered that profession.

but i have a dark secret.

even after all my years working on a farm, and driving trucks and trailers around, i still cant back the fuckers up very well.

for a man this is almost as embarassing as having a small dick

[mascaria]

yah, when i was moving to illinois i rented one of those huge ass moving trucks (i was only supposed to be renting a van but they didn't have it when i came to get it). i handleded it well until i somehow managed to get it stuck in an alleyway at a storage facility. took me an hour to back it out. and i ended up scratching the hell out of the side of it on the side of a building.

[anatexis]

Pardon my ignorance, but there is good money in truck driving?

[mascaria]

Yup, it's a hard profession though, not home often.