OMG, laughing until I cry

[maschalismos]

ETA: New post with MORE UNIPORN GREATNESS here, for those that get linked to just this post.

Wholesale stolen from bottledgoose. Posting because just knowing this exists MAKES MY LIFE. I mean. HE'S A PRETTY UNICORN. IN PINK. THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR HOW MUCH I AM TORN BETWEEN "Not My Kink, and That's Okay" and wanting to screech "WORK IT, PONY." Maybe throw him

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[kita0610]

Ok, but see, see, it's like this. Pony!stuff is not my kink, but hey, you know, if you wanna wear a leather bit and get smacked on the ass while someone calls you Ed, YOU GO BOY.

This here though, it's like. An abomination. It's like the Care Bears threw up rainbow skittles all over S&M and THEN MY BRAIN SCREECHES TO AN ABRUPT HALT.

[maschalismos]

Hey, Care Bears need rough love, too!

[kita0610]

Oh, god.

[ethrosdemon]

The most famous Yuletide story of all time...

[maschalismos]

RELEVANT ICON IS RELEVANT. GOOD JOB.

[robling_t]

Yes, we're all over here in the corner rocking back and forth at the memory... again...

[onceupon]

I require this on a t-shirt, stat.

[bheansidhe]

THERE IS A POSTER. A POSTER, IT IS AVAILABLE. IT CAN GO... ON YOUR WALL.

http://exterface.com/

...'course you may require extra rebar to support the weight of all that FIERCE.

[maschalismos]

!!!

FUCK. YES.

[mir8lle]

I'm sorry, this is completely off-topic, but I came here via metaquotes and actually just laughed out loud at your icon. Bravo!

[kita0610]

I have never been metaquoted.

But I suppose I can give my virginity to a pastel pony man with dixie cup hands.

[kita0610]

Long as you call me in the morning.

[kita0610]

Ok, cool. I'm gonna go home and carve your name into my looseleaf binder.