this is absurd.

[masfoliage]

i like updating my journal once every TWO YEARS OR SO. johanna is a raging, firey turd of shit. i was trying to do homework and she came in and fucked it all up. i think that she thinks i'm gay. i really don't understand it. just because i blew up a huge picture of her head and stuck it on our life size cardboard cut out of brad pitt's face, and

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[tigerlily29]

listen here you slutpuppy. we're having a lingerie party (read: sex toy and alcohol party) on april 3rd at this chick's house and i think if you and your minions showed up, a fair time would be had by all. in fact, please bring johanna. she apparently needs a replacement for her six foot long silicone creation that vaguely resemble's journel's huge.. massive.. cunt-splitting phallus.

[masfoliage]

are there NO morals left in this world. everyone settle the shit down. first of all, i am NOT a "slutpuppy". what i am can simply be classified as "whore".

lingerie party?
now alexis. do you really think your dear friend carolyn would attend such an absurd, immoral, frankly disturbing party? of course i would! i'll bring the anal beads and krispy cremes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and come on....we don't need to bring journels penis into this.

hi journel. i miss you.

Not as big as Brad's

[cykochica]

I'm sure her penis isn't that big!

Re: Not as big as Brad's

[masfoliage]

oh it is alright........it really is........