In Trying to Craft An Eloquent Metaphor, I Accidentally Craft the Perfect Innuendo

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Andrew S. and I were eating dinner down in the dining hall when four drunk girls sat down next to us. One of them, the exceptionally wasted one, started talking to me. When Andrew and I left, the following conversation ensued

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[our_farmhouse]

Will, damn that hits the spot after a super lousy evening!