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[maskxdemasque]

Um... Hello everyone. My name is Ron DeLite. I'm starting my job here today as a security guard, and I just thought it would be a good idea to update this journal. Wait. Well, actually, that's wrong. What I mean by that is that the headmasters instructed me to update this as a greeting to everyone, so it wasn't entirely updated on my own

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[aestheticemblem]

We have an officially appointed security leader then. Good. We have needed one of these for some time. I am Marth. Well met, Ron.

[maskxdemasque]

L-Leader? Umm... I think you have me mistaken for someone else. I don't think it was in my job description to be the leader of security...

[aestheticemblem]

Well, we have not had someone actually appointed by the school and city authority to be security. Some of us, however, have taken it upon ourselves to defend both the city and the academy's inhabitants.

[maskxdemasque]

Wait... you mean you protect the city and the school, too?

[badasscopters]

[Totally just read over Marth's comment and wait wait what.]

...

You're my new boss?

Okay. Okay. Tell me I read that wrong.

You're my new boss.

... You can't be, right?

'Cause you ain't.

I don't think.

Yeah you ain't. Okay. Good to meet you, fellow guard and not boss and shit.

[badasscopters]

Right?

[1/3]

[maskxdemasque]

Your new... boss!?!

No, no! Umm...

[2/3]

[maskxdemasque]

You're right! Absolutely right!

[will_be_god]

Authority? As a security guard, I believe that you must answer to the administration.

[maskxdemasque]

Yes! And I don't want any trouble! I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO BE SAFE!!

[will_be_god]

...My point is that you do not have the authority you seem to believe you do.

[maskxdemasque]

Err... with the authority I do have, I mean to say, if it wasn't clear enough, in which case I'm sorry for the confusion...

I'm just here to do my job!

[pitticus]

Welcome to Smash Academy, Ron! I'm a student that goes here and my name is Pit. I hope your first day goes smooth flying!

[maskxdemasque]

Hi. Umm... if you don't mind me asking... Do bad things happen here often? Not that I'm sure you'll know, but it couldn't hurt to ask, and other people keep telling me things that sort of startle me a bit...

[pitticus]

Bad things? Like... let's see...

Uhhhh, I'm gonna have to go with a yes. Things happen when you don't expect it.

[maskxdemasque]

Then why do you attend such a crazy school?! I DON'T WANNA BE KILLED BY ALIENS!!