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Who: Lloyd Irving maskyoursins & America hailamericaaa
What: IM conversation! America is failing with Viet Nam and who better to give him advice than Lloyd? Anyone, of course! Which makes this so interesting.
When: Tonight!
Where: On the internet.
Why: Because me and Ammayrica are tards and love their BFF-ness.
Eta: OKAY IT HAS COLOR NOW. Thank youuuuuu ♥
seatoshiningme: it won't let me do red, white, and blue as a font color choice
seatoshiningme: what's up with that?!
Twicethemasks: I just figured out how to making the fonts different!!
seatoshiningme: cool!!!
Twicethemasks: So. How's it goin' with Nam?
seatoshiningme: ....
seatoshiningme: badly
Twicethemasks: .... how badly
seatoshiningme: really badly
Twicethemasks: ...Oh.
Twicethemasks: Need some help?
seatoshiningme: that'd be great!!
Twicethemasks: OKAY
Twicethemasks: uh
Twicethemasks: I got nothin'
seatoshiningme: damn
Twicethemasks: Well wait
Twicethemasks: uh
Twicethemasks: girls like
Twicethemasks: ...poems right
Twicethemasks: write her one
seatoshiningme: yeah but poems are kinda france's thing
seatoshiningme: maybe i should sing to her!!
Twicethemasks: oh
Twicethemasks: oh
Twicethemasks: i got it
Twicethemasks: do you have a ... what's it called
Twicethemasks: the thing with the pipe
seatoshiningme: trumpet?
Twicethemasks: nooooo
Twicethemasks: with the bag!
Twicethemasks: pipebag
seatoshiningme: oh!! bagpipe!!
seatoshiningme: yeah i probably have one around here somewhere from when i was a colony
seatoshiningme: though it was more of scotland's thing
Twicethemasks: you can't afford to be picky
Twicethemasks: uuuuh what about a bango
Twicethemasks: banjo?
Twicethemasks: whatever that thing is
seatoshiningme: oh yeah i know i have one of those!
Twicethemasks: i googled it
Twicethemasks: someone said it was romantic so
Twicethemasks: maybe???
seatoshiningme: that'd totally work!! thanks!!
Twicethemasks: do you know any good songs?
Twicethemasks: uuuuh what about that song
Twicethemasks: i love youuu you love meee?
Twicethemasks: by the giant dino
seatoshiningme: oh oh oh
seatoshiningme: barney!
Twicethemasks: or you couldddd write something
seatoshiningme: something to tell her how much i love her!
seatoshiningme: from the heart!!!
Twicethemasks: yeah!!!
seatoshiningme: RIGHT OKAY I CAN TOTALLY DO THIS
Twicethemasks: OKAY SO
Twicethemasks: THROW SOMETHING AT ME
seatoshiningme: UH
seatoshiningme: UH
seatoshiningme: HEY SUP VIETNAM YOU'RE REALLY REALLY HOT
Twicethemasks: OKAY GOOD
Twicethemasks: uh
Twicethemasks: what rhymes with hot?
seatoshiningme: not?
Twicethemasks: "AND KOREA IS NOT"?
seatoshiningme: OH YEAH TOTALLY
seatoshiningme: hold on i gotta write this down
Twicethemasks: we're so good
Twicethemasks: maybe i should write kratos a song!!!
seatoshiningme: ....
seatoshiningme: that's still so weird man
Twicethemasks: ...
Twicethemasks: . . .
Twicethemasks: a-anyway
seatoshiningme: right!! SONG!!
seatoshiningme: okay so
Twicethemasks: so.
Twicethemasks: how far are we.
seatoshiningme: uh
seatoshiningme: "even though you've got a small chest
seatoshiningme: i think you're hot
seatoshiningme: and korea is not
seatoshiningme: so stop talking about him"
Twicethemasks: Uuuh
Twicethemasks: how about
Twicethemasks: "Even though you've got a small chest
Twicethemasks: you're the best
Twicethemasks: i think you're hot
Twicethemasks: korea is not
Twicethemasks: ...and that last line
seatoshiningme: yeah but it kinda disrupts the flowwwwwwwwwww
seatoshiningme: i know all about the flow from hip hop
seatoshiningme: and rap
seatoshiningme: TRUST ME ON THIS
Twicethemasks: rap sounds...weird
Twicethemasks: BUT OKAY
Twicethemasks: wait so you're gunna rap with a banjo?
seatoshiningme: it takes some getting used to, yeah
seatoshiningme: well
seatoshiningme: maybe?
Twicethemasks: ...
Twicethemasks: awesome.
seatoshiningme: I KNOW
seatoshiningme: she's gonna have to love me after this
Twicethemasks: give her nice stuff, too
Twicethemasks: girls like nice stuff
seatoshiningme: roses?
seatoshiningme: cause i can get those in red
seatoshiningme: i wonder if i can get them in yellow
Twicethemasks: you can paint them yellow?
seatoshiningme: yeah!!! good idea!!!
Twicethemasks: Awesome!!!
Twicethemasks:
Twicethemasks: omg a smiley
seatoshiningme: that's so cool!!
seatoshiningme: B)
seatoshiningme: I LIKE THAT ONE
Twicethemasks: ME TOO
Twicethemasks: 8)
seatoshiningme: B)
Twicethemasks: ..this is fun
Twicethemasks: 8)
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Twicethemasks: 8)
seatoshiningme: B)
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Twicethemasks: 8)
seatoshiningme: B)
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seatoshiningme: B)
seatoshiningme: B)
seatoshiningme: B)B)
seatoshiningme: oh look two!
Twicethemasks: ooooh--
Twicethemasks: oh wait
Twicethemasks: weren't we doing something?
seatoshiningme: i think so
seatoshiningme: THE SONG!
Twicethemasks: RIGHT
Twicethemasks: wait so what do we have now
Twicethemasks: . . . why are you taking so long to answer
Twicethemasks: if you're doing -- things -- in front of her icons
seatoshiningme: because i'm WRITING
Twicethemasks: i don't wanna know
seatoshiningme: NO!!!!
seatoshiningme: I'M WRITING OKAY
seatoshiningme: here maybe i should change my status or something
Twicethemasks: oh okay
seatoshiningme: or not but whatever
seatoshiningme: A GENIUS HAS TO WORK
Twicethemasks: do you think Kratos wants to watch movies with me? 8)
seatoshiningme: well
seatoshiningme: uh
seatoshiningme: yeah?
Twicethemasks: \o\
seatoshiningme: YOU GO KID
seatoshiningme: only
seatoshiningme: not like that
Twicethemasks: like what?
seatoshiningme: you know sex and yeah
Twicethemasks: .... wow your mind is really terrible al
seatoshiningme: i had to deal with france in my impressionable age?
seatoshiningme: i dunno
seatoshiningme: you're the one ... y'know with your dad
Twicethemasks: B|
Twicethemasks: any. way.
seatoshiningme: AHAHA RIGHT
Twicethemasks: UUUUH
Twicethemasks: it looks like korea wants to molest you
seatoshiningme: don't
seatoshiningme: talk to me about it
Twicethemasks: ....
Twicethemasks: okay
seatoshiningme: yeah he's just
seatoshiningme: yeah
Twicethemasks: he seemed okay to me!
Twicethemasks: ... aside from the
Twicethemasks: yeah
seatoshiningme: yeah
seatoshiningme: right okay
seatoshiningme: here's what i've got
seatoshiningme: hey, hey, vietnam
i'm sorry i bombed you with napalm
but that's all in the past
so let's go have a blast
and i won't kick korea's ass
(i swear)
seatoshiningme: and then that other bit we talked about earlier
Twicethemasks: sounds good!!
Twicethemasks: wait you bombed her!?
seatoshiningme: uh
seatoshiningme: in a war
seatoshiningme: but yeah
Twicethemasks: oh
Twicethemasks: maybe you should give her more nice things, then
seatoshiningme: yeaaaaaaaaaaah might be best
seatoshiningme: i don't think she likes me very much, but she will!
Twicethemasks: yeah!
Twicethemasks: you're awesome!
seatoshiningme: THANKS LLOYD!!!
Twicethemasks: YEAH!!
Twicethemasks: do you know where she lives?
seatoshiningme: in vietnam
Twicethemasks: does she have a house
seatoshiningme: well yeah we all do
seatoshiningme: at least i think she does
seatoshiningme: maybe she shares it with other people
Twicethemasks: oooh
seatoshiningme: commie and all
seatoshiningme: hold on i'll ask
Twicethemasks: okay
seatoshiningme: yeah she's got a house
--- COPYPASTE ---
seatoshiningme: HEY VIETNAM DO YOU HAVE A HOUSE?
Vietnummy: ...
Vietnummy: Of course I have a house.
seatoshiningme: well where is it?
Vietnummy: ...
Vietnummy: Ha Noi.
Vietnummy: =\
seatoshiningme: and do you share it with anyone?
seatoshiningme: cause... commie
Vietnummy: asdlfkas Of course not!
seatoshiningme: oh
seatoshiningme: okay then!
seatoshiningme: thanks!
Vietnummy: ...Why? =o
seatoshiningme: nothing
Vietnummy: If it's nothing then why did you ask.
seatoshiningme: cause i needed to know you'll find out soon
Vietnummy: I'd like to find out now. Which is why I'm asking.
seatoshiningme: IT'S A SURPRISE!! YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT
seatoshiningme: okay bye
Vietnummy: asdflk You can't just ask like that and then say goodbye so abruptly!
seatoshiningme: sure i can!! i'm working on something with lloyd! you'll find out soon!!
Vietnummy: sadlf Who's Lloyd?
Vietnummy: America!!!
Vietnummy: I'm talking to you, you quỷ trắng!!
Vietnummy: Con chó lợn đế quốc ngu ngốc.
Vietnummy: Gọi tự mình là một anh hùng và không thể thậm chí trả lời một câu hỏi đơn giản.
--END COPYPASTE--
seatoshiningme: it's in
seatoshiningme: uuuuuuh
seatoshiningme: ha noi
Twicethemasks: what the heck is ha noi
seatoshiningme: damn i'm gonna have to find a map
Twicethemasks: google...?
seatoshiningme: oh! yeah!!
seatoshiningme: okay it's in vietnam i'll worry about the details later
Twicethemasks: yeah it can't be that hard to find
seatoshiningme: right!!! okay i've included an invitation to dinner in the song that's cool right?
Twicethemasks: totally!
seatoshiningme: pasta, cause italy said no hamburgers.
Twicethemasks: ... but i like hamburgers!
seatoshiningme: so do i!!!!
seatoshiningme: but i guess she doesn't so
Twicethemasks: huh
Twicethemasks: weird
seatoshiningme: yeah i know
seatoshiningme: anyway
Twicethemasks: anywaaay
Twicethemasks: pasta....
Twicethemasks: .... uh
Twicethemasks: what about....
Twicethemasks: rice
seatoshiningme: i think that might work
seatoshiningme: she's gotta like rice
Twicethemasks: rice and...
Twicethemasks: more rice
seatoshiningme: maybe some soy sauce?
Twicethemasks: maaaybe
Twicethemasks: that'd work!
seatoshiningme: yeah! for a change of pace!!!
Twicethemasks: we're good at this!
seatoshiningme: we totally are! you must have practice!
Twicethemasks: well... when i liked Colette i planned some stuff
seatoshiningme: yeah?
seatoshiningme: what happened?
Twicethemasks: ... uh
Twicethemasks: she ran off with some guy named prussia or something
seatoshiningme: oh
seatoshiningme: well that sucks
Twicethemasks: yeah
Twicethemasks: well, it's not such a big deal now
Twicethemasks: and if she's happy, i am!
seatoshiningme: that's cool!
Twicethemasks: uuuh
seatoshiningme: well
seatoshiningme: like
seatoshiningme: it's really sweet, y'know?
Twicethemasks: i. guess?
seatoshiningme: you've got your dad so
seatoshiningme: anyway
Twicethemasks: uh
Twicethemasks: yeah
Twicethemasks: ..anyway
Twicethemasks: do you think you're all set?
seatoshiningme: yeah!!! thanks man, you're great!!
Twicethemasks: you too!!!
Twicethemasks: 8D
seatoshiningme: RIGHT WELL GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!
Twicethemasks: YOU TOO!!!
What: IM conversation! America is failing with Viet Nam and who better to give him advice than Lloyd? Anyone, of course! Which makes this so interesting.
When: Tonight!
Where: On the internet.
Why: Because me and Ammayrica are tards and love their BFF-ness.
Eta: OKAY IT HAS COLOR NOW. Thank youuuuuu ♥
seatoshiningme: it won't let me do red, white, and blue as a font color choice
seatoshiningme: what's up with that?!
Twicethemasks: I just figured out how to making the fonts different!!
seatoshiningme: cool!!!
Twicethemasks: So. How's it goin' with Nam?
seatoshiningme: ....
seatoshiningme: badly
Twicethemasks: .... how badly
seatoshiningme: really badly
Twicethemasks: ...Oh.
Twicethemasks: Need some help?
seatoshiningme: that'd be great!!
Twicethemasks: OKAY
Twicethemasks: uh
Twicethemasks: I got nothin'
seatoshiningme: damn
Twicethemasks: Well wait
Twicethemasks: uh
Twicethemasks: girls like
Twicethemasks: ...poems right
Twicethemasks: write her one
seatoshiningme: yeah but poems are kinda france's thing
seatoshiningme: maybe i should sing to her!!
Twicethemasks: oh
Twicethemasks: oh
Twicethemasks: i got it
Twicethemasks: do you have a ... what's it called
Twicethemasks: the thing with the pipe
seatoshiningme: trumpet?
Twicethemasks: nooooo
Twicethemasks: with the bag!
Twicethemasks: pipebag
seatoshiningme: oh!! bagpipe!!
seatoshiningme: yeah i probably have one around here somewhere from when i was a colony
seatoshiningme: though it was more of scotland's thing
Twicethemasks: you can't afford to be picky
Twicethemasks: uuuuh what about a bango
Twicethemasks: banjo?
Twicethemasks: whatever that thing is
seatoshiningme: oh yeah i know i have one of those!
Twicethemasks: i googled it
Twicethemasks: someone said it was romantic so
Twicethemasks: maybe???
seatoshiningme: that'd totally work!! thanks!!
Twicethemasks: do you know any good songs?
Twicethemasks: uuuuh what about that song
Twicethemasks: i love youuu you love meee?
Twicethemasks: by the giant dino
seatoshiningme: oh oh oh
seatoshiningme: barney!
Twicethemasks: or you couldddd write something
seatoshiningme: something to tell her how much i love her!
seatoshiningme: from the heart!!!
Twicethemasks: yeah!!!
seatoshiningme: RIGHT OKAY I CAN TOTALLY DO THIS
Twicethemasks: OKAY SO
Twicethemasks: THROW SOMETHING AT ME
seatoshiningme: UH
seatoshiningme: UH
seatoshiningme: HEY SUP VIETNAM YOU'RE REALLY REALLY HOT
Twicethemasks: OKAY GOOD
Twicethemasks: uh
Twicethemasks: what rhymes with hot?
seatoshiningme: not?
Twicethemasks: "AND KOREA IS NOT"?
seatoshiningme: OH YEAH TOTALLY
seatoshiningme: hold on i gotta write this down
Twicethemasks: we're so good
Twicethemasks: maybe i should write kratos a song!!!
seatoshiningme: ....
seatoshiningme: that's still so weird man
Twicethemasks: ...
Twicethemasks: . . .
Twicethemasks: a-anyway
seatoshiningme: right!! SONG!!
seatoshiningme: okay so
Twicethemasks: so.
Twicethemasks: how far are we.
seatoshiningme: uh
seatoshiningme: "even though you've got a small chest
seatoshiningme: i think you're hot
seatoshiningme: and korea is not
seatoshiningme: so stop talking about him"
Twicethemasks: Uuuh
Twicethemasks: how about
Twicethemasks: "Even though you've got a small chest
Twicethemasks: you're the best
Twicethemasks: i think you're hot
Twicethemasks: korea is not
Twicethemasks: ...and that last line
seatoshiningme: yeah but it kinda disrupts the flowwwwwwwwwww
seatoshiningme: i know all about the flow from hip hop
seatoshiningme: and rap
seatoshiningme: TRUST ME ON THIS
Twicethemasks: rap sounds...weird
Twicethemasks: BUT OKAY
Twicethemasks: wait so you're gunna rap with a banjo?
seatoshiningme: it takes some getting used to, yeah
seatoshiningme: well
seatoshiningme: maybe?
Twicethemasks: ...
Twicethemasks: awesome.
seatoshiningme: I KNOW
seatoshiningme: she's gonna have to love me after this
Twicethemasks: give her nice stuff, too
Twicethemasks: girls like nice stuff
seatoshiningme: roses?
seatoshiningme: cause i can get those in red
seatoshiningme: i wonder if i can get them in yellow
Twicethemasks: you can paint them yellow?
seatoshiningme: yeah!!! good idea!!!
Twicethemasks: Awesome!!!
Twicethemasks:
Twicethemasks: omg a smiley
seatoshiningme: that's so cool!!
seatoshiningme: B)
seatoshiningme: I LIKE THAT ONE
Twicethemasks: ME TOO
Twicethemasks: 8)
seatoshiningme: B)
Twicethemasks: ..this is fun
Twicethemasks: 8)
Twicethemasks: 8)
Twicethemasks: 8)
seatoshiningme: B)
seatoshiningme: B)
seatoshiningme: B)
seatoshiningme: B)
seatoshiningme: B)
seatoshiningme: B)
seatoshiningme: B)
seatoshiningme: B)
Twicethemasks: 8)
seatoshiningme: B)
seatoshiningme: B)
seatoshiningme: B)
seatoshiningme: B)
seatoshiningme: B)
seatoshiningme: B)B)
seatoshiningme: oh look two!
Twicethemasks: ooooh--
Twicethemasks: oh wait
Twicethemasks: weren't we doing something?
seatoshiningme: i think so
seatoshiningme: THE SONG!
Twicethemasks: RIGHT
Twicethemasks: wait so what do we have now
Twicethemasks: . . . why are you taking so long to answer
Twicethemasks: if you're doing -- things -- in front of her icons
seatoshiningme: because i'm WRITING
Twicethemasks: i don't wanna know
seatoshiningme: NO!!!!
seatoshiningme: I'M WRITING OKAY
seatoshiningme: here maybe i should change my status or something
Twicethemasks: oh okay
seatoshiningme: or not but whatever
seatoshiningme: A GENIUS HAS TO WORK
Twicethemasks: do you think Kratos wants to watch movies with me? 8)
seatoshiningme: well
seatoshiningme: uh
seatoshiningme: yeah?
Twicethemasks: \o\
seatoshiningme: YOU GO KID
seatoshiningme: only
seatoshiningme: not like that
Twicethemasks: like what?
seatoshiningme: you know sex and yeah
Twicethemasks: .... wow your mind is really terrible al
seatoshiningme: i had to deal with france in my impressionable age?
seatoshiningme: i dunno
seatoshiningme: you're the one ... y'know with your dad
Twicethemasks: B|
Twicethemasks: any. way.
seatoshiningme: AHAHA RIGHT
Twicethemasks: UUUUH
Twicethemasks: it looks like korea wants to molest you
seatoshiningme: don't
seatoshiningme: talk to me about it
Twicethemasks: ....
Twicethemasks: okay
seatoshiningme: yeah he's just
seatoshiningme: yeah
Twicethemasks: he seemed okay to me!
Twicethemasks: ... aside from the
Twicethemasks: yeah
seatoshiningme: yeah
seatoshiningme: right okay
seatoshiningme: here's what i've got
seatoshiningme: hey, hey, vietnam
i'm sorry i bombed you with napalm
but that's all in the past
so let's go have a blast
and i won't kick korea's ass
(i swear)
seatoshiningme: and then that other bit we talked about earlier
Twicethemasks: sounds good!!
Twicethemasks: wait you bombed her!?
seatoshiningme: uh
seatoshiningme: in a war
seatoshiningme: but yeah
Twicethemasks: oh
Twicethemasks: maybe you should give her more nice things, then
seatoshiningme: yeaaaaaaaaaaah might be best
seatoshiningme: i don't think she likes me very much, but she will!
Twicethemasks: yeah!
Twicethemasks: you're awesome!
seatoshiningme: THANKS LLOYD!!!
Twicethemasks: YEAH!!
Twicethemasks: do you know where she lives?
seatoshiningme: in vietnam
Twicethemasks: does she have a house
seatoshiningme: well yeah we all do
seatoshiningme: at least i think she does
seatoshiningme: maybe she shares it with other people
Twicethemasks: oooh
seatoshiningme: commie and all
seatoshiningme: hold on i'll ask
Twicethemasks: okay
seatoshiningme: yeah she's got a house
--- COPYPASTE ---
seatoshiningme: HEY VIETNAM DO YOU HAVE A HOUSE?
Vietnummy: ...
Vietnummy: Of course I have a house.
seatoshiningme: well where is it?
Vietnummy: ...
Vietnummy: Ha Noi.
Vietnummy: =\
seatoshiningme: and do you share it with anyone?
seatoshiningme: cause... commie
Vietnummy: asdlfkas Of course not!
seatoshiningme: oh
seatoshiningme: okay then!
seatoshiningme: thanks!
Vietnummy: ...Why? =o
seatoshiningme: nothing
Vietnummy: If it's nothing then why did you ask.
seatoshiningme: cause i needed to know you'll find out soon
Vietnummy: I'd like to find out now. Which is why I'm asking.
seatoshiningme: IT'S A SURPRISE!! YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT
seatoshiningme: okay bye
Vietnummy: asdflk You can't just ask like that and then say goodbye so abruptly!
seatoshiningme: sure i can!! i'm working on something with lloyd! you'll find out soon!!
Vietnummy: sadlf Who's Lloyd?
Vietnummy: America!!!
Vietnummy: I'm talking to you, you quỷ trắng!!
Vietnummy: Con chó lợn đế quốc ngu ngốc.
Vietnummy: Gọi tự mình là một anh hùng và không thể thậm chí trả lời một câu hỏi đơn giản.
--END COPYPASTE--
seatoshiningme: it's in
seatoshiningme: uuuuuuh
seatoshiningme: ha noi
Twicethemasks: what the heck is ha noi
seatoshiningme: damn i'm gonna have to find a map
Twicethemasks: google...?
seatoshiningme: oh! yeah!!
seatoshiningme: okay it's in vietnam i'll worry about the details later
Twicethemasks: yeah it can't be that hard to find
seatoshiningme: right!!! okay i've included an invitation to dinner in the song that's cool right?
Twicethemasks: totally!
seatoshiningme: pasta, cause italy said no hamburgers.
Twicethemasks: ... but i like hamburgers!
seatoshiningme: so do i!!!!
seatoshiningme: but i guess she doesn't so
Twicethemasks: huh
Twicethemasks: weird
seatoshiningme: yeah i know
seatoshiningme: anyway
Twicethemasks: anywaaay
Twicethemasks: pasta....
Twicethemasks: .... uh
Twicethemasks: what about....
Twicethemasks: rice
seatoshiningme: i think that might work
seatoshiningme: she's gotta like rice
Twicethemasks: rice and...
Twicethemasks: more rice
seatoshiningme: maybe some soy sauce?
Twicethemasks: maaaybe
Twicethemasks: that'd work!
seatoshiningme: yeah! for a change of pace!!!
Twicethemasks: we're good at this!
seatoshiningme: we totally are! you must have practice!
Twicethemasks: well... when i liked Colette i planned some stuff
seatoshiningme: yeah?
seatoshiningme: what happened?
Twicethemasks: ... uh
Twicethemasks: she ran off with some guy named prussia or something
seatoshiningme: oh
seatoshiningme: well that sucks
Twicethemasks: yeah
Twicethemasks: well, it's not such a big deal now
Twicethemasks: and if she's happy, i am!
seatoshiningme: that's cool!
Twicethemasks: uuuh
seatoshiningme: well
seatoshiningme: like
seatoshiningme: it's really sweet, y'know?
Twicethemasks: i. guess?
seatoshiningme: you've got your dad so
seatoshiningme: anyway
Twicethemasks: uh
Twicethemasks: yeah
Twicethemasks: ..anyway
Twicethemasks: do you think you're all set?
seatoshiningme: yeah!!! thanks man, you're great!!
Twicethemasks: you too!!!
Twicethemasks: 8D
seatoshiningme: RIGHT WELL GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!
Twicethemasks: YOU TOO!!!