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[maskyoursins]

I'm pregnant??

ooc; YEAH SO Lloyd has been feeling really tired and hungry lately. So he googled his "symptoms" and. This is his conclusion thanks to google. H-have fun.

Comments

[upyourscolonel]

YOU'RE PREGNANT!?

HOW!?

[maskyoursins]

I DON'T KNOW.

[upyourscolonel]

MEN CAN'T GET PREGNANT, LLOYD!

[maskyoursins]

I BLAME ZELOS

[dude_stfufatass]

Gross, dude.

[maskyoursins]

How do I make it go awayyy?

[dude_stfufatass]

Okay, dude, this is gonna sound weird, but just like, trust me on this.

These lion cubs up on a mountain near my house know how to perform abortions. You could go to them, 'cause the abortion doctor costs money, and the lion cubs would really be cost-efficient.

Although that was just in a story my fatass friend told for school, so I don't know if the lion cubs actually know how to give abortions.

[maskyoursins]

What're the chances it's true? 50-50?

[itsnotzura]

[maskyoursins]

What do I dooooooo

[itsnotzura]

Ah.

[itsnotzura]

[pervertsmustdie]

AKJDF.NAKLFD,GJMFDSGDFG WHAT.

LLOYD.

MEN CAN'T GET PREGNANT.

[maskyoursins]

sdjklfh dfkshkjslhda skldjfhl SHEENA WHAT DO I DO

[pervertsmustdie]

NOTHING

IT'S NOT POSSIBLE FOR YOU TO BE P-PREGNANT.

[maskyoursins]

B-But.... google said!

[sternjudgment]

You're not pregnant.

[maskyoursins]

You won't break the baby's legs will you??

[sternjudgment]

No!

You're not pregnant!

[maskyoursins]

What do I dooooo