What truth?! You wouldn't know the truth if it hit you in the face, you brat!
I happen to know what my destruction looks like t- Hey! Leave that out of this! What did you get your hands on, this time, and what are you trying to cover up by blaming it on me?!
It didn't hit me in the face! It hit my foot! You boobytrapped my prize! Laying it out shiney in the middle of town, waiting for some unsuspecting fool to pick it up. Oh, I knew better, but alas, a hero must go through many trials at the hand of his foes...
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I happen to know what my destruction looks like t- Hey! Leave that out of this! What did you get your hands on, this time, and what are you trying to cover up by blaming it on me?!
Well?!
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You? A hero? Yeah, whatever.
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Fine, play dumb. I'll find some other magic thing to send me home.
The monsters can pick you from their teeth for a midnight snack for all that concerns the great dog of Masmaturia!
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