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[minicooper]

Party checklist:

Cheating boyfriend? Check.
Someone puking in my pool? Check.
Rampant sex in my mom's room? Check. (Ew.)
Fist fight? Not yet but things are looking up!
Drunk passed out with penises drawn on his face? Check.

Anything else I'm missing?

Comments

[kritya]

Something caught on fire earlier. Does that count?

[minicooper]

Fire? Sweet.

I'll accept it.