Good evening! This is just a friendly reminder that Link Crew has a meeting tomorrow evening at 5 PM. Please don't be late, or we'll start without you. We'll be providing snacks afterward, if that makes it sound more attractive.
Kessel Run Bike Course, 2pm. Be there or be a lamer.
I hear there's a few bets that I can't beat the old record and I only have one question for you: Are you ready to have your faces melted off? Because I'm about to rock this record.