aahahahahaha this is funny as, i got sent it in a spam email... its sposed to be dirty, but i just been laughing the whole time ( Read more... )

Mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train ( Read more... )

Fucken hell, im entering the weekly, mid-week shit mood... why is it that we feel like shit during the week, but weekends are so rad... stupid fucken work! im imposing a child labour law, so all young scalliwags have to work while the rest of us can play... i fucken hate working...FUCK...SHIT....FUCKK ( Read more... )

BAND PRACTISE TONITE!!! WOOO HOOOO!!!!
ahahaha i had the best night last night... went to the pub with the boys, then to all you can eat chinese, then went to chads and smoked green... hahaha it was a mad night... argh im bored, someone write stuff in here... stories!

Whats up kids ( Read more... )

JANUARY ( Read more... )

Im still sick, and let me tell you im ruggling. It sucks to be here huh, i'd rather be sitting at home watching cartoons again, like i was yesterday. (Cartoon network kills it ( Read more... )

Whats goin on everyone ( Read more... )

fucken y9eeehaaaaaahahahaahahahahaaha. hmm, that just turned into a laugh, good for that. So weekend peoples, u excited bout the weekend??? hell fucken yeah. i cant wait to get out of this stupid as office, and hit the beach for some much needed waves ( Read more... )

STARSKY & HUTCH = Classic Ben Stiller & Owen Wilson Humour. It reminded me heaps of zoolander, and in the dance off starsky did "Blue Steak". It was a sweet night ( Read more... )