Comments | massa_jean: MURDER IN THE CABBAGE PATCH.....a fake story

massa_jean

MURDER IN THE CABBAGE PATCH.....a fake story

Jul 18, 2005 23:50

Once upon a time, not long ago, like about three weeks ago or something, in an unmagical place called Fu-mfr, there lived a poor little cabbage by the name of Kraut. Kraut was the smallest cabbage in the patch. He longed to be large like the rest of the cabbages. But alas, it was not meant to be. Kraut tried everything in hopes of becoming bigger. ( Read more... )

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adonijah74 July 19 2005, 14:37:05 UTC

You're really wierd. :)

mellifera July 21 2005, 01:10:47 UTC

That's a great story. You should write a children's book!

kelvinp July 22 2005, 03:09:23 UTC

That was enjoyable. Too funny. I have been telling Patty Cakes how much I have missed your writing.

massa_jean July 22 2005, 08:45:31 UTC

Hey Ace! Thank you kindly. Where have you been? Busy working and all that fun? Has Patty Cake been playing nice with the others? If he's not good, you have my permission to spank him, be careful, he might like it. ;) Patty Cake should have another get together at his place sometime... "ahem" *looks around curiously*

How have you been and how's the family? All great I hope. Anything interesting, like children sticking "Cheezeballs" into their lower-half, backside "cleavage" and trying to get another one to eat it? This is a scene my sister (mother of 4) walked into one day. Ah yes, life is full of little treasures. :D

megiloth July 23 2005, 06:47:10 UTC

If he's not good, you have my permission to spank him, be careful, he might like it

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megiloth July 23 2005, 06:45:40 UTC

PATTY CAKES?!?! Why, I oughta reach over and smack you, FOO!