Comments | masscooper: Work safe, I swear.

masscooper

Work safe, I swear.

Nov 11, 2005 14:25

Is it just me, or do these look nothing like paper towl holders?

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nineinchlovely November 11 2005, 20:44:47 UTC

You doing anything tonight? It's a big big night at the bar. ;)

kneidlach November 11 2005, 20:52:10 UTC

Damned if I've ever seen such an inexpensive butt plug. And what a nice safe flared base they have. Thanks IKEA, for providing cheap Swedish sex toys to suburbanites worldwide. Next: Assemble-it-yourself dildos and modernistic pressboard bondage furniture.

kneidlach November 12 2005, 01:37:15 UTC

And next week at queer camp, we'll have a binding presentation (Just Say No to Ace) and safe-word brainstorming!

masscooper November 12 2005, 01:40:56 UTC

Um, that was me.

Pressboard bondage furniture sounds like a bad idea to me. I'm imagining bottoms ripping their restraints out of their moorings, hulk-like, at a crucial moment.

I really want someone to make a kinky queer romantic comedy and include that as a scene. After, of course, a pivotal scene in DYKEA itself featuring much witty banter/suggestive commentary about paper towel holders.

And for some g-spot action... kneidlach November 11 2005, 20:59:20 UTC

http://www.ikea.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?topcategoryId=15570&catalogId=10103&storeId=12&productId=13175&langId=-1&parentCats=15570*15673*16034

Re: And for some g-spot action... masscooper November 12 2005, 01:38:35 UTC

Simultaneously in my head: a snicker, a "ooh!" and an "ouch!"

Always a good sign.

shipbuilding November 11 2005, 21:13:44 UTC

To sound horribly LJ, I LOLed.

I maybe even ROFLed.

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masscooper November 12 2005, 01:41:19 UTC

::rescues Em's ass::

::runs away with it, cackling::

argilefetish November 13 2005, 00:50:03 UTC

no, in fact they look like butt plugs.