FILL: M!Shep/Joker, Cruise Control [1/7]
anonymous
September 14 2011, 19:55:26 UTC
[For This prompt! Holy shit, anonymous xenoporn why are you so fun to try and write]
Shepard's been having some real trouble sleeping lately. Never been much of a heavy sleeper to start with, and since he's...been dead, or...undead. Comatose? Well, whatever, important thing was that it was near damn impossible to get more than an hour or two's rest. Sure, means he can spend the time when everyone but the skeleton night cycle crew are asleep and there's nothing urgent looming for the next few hours playing Galaxy of Fantasy as much as he pleases (and since there've been two years of updates, patches and expansions to get caught up with, it's been time productively spent), but hell, even big extranet games get boring. So does recalibrating his weapons, cleaning his armour, playing with his toy ships and pretending he was a giant human reaper stomping on the Citadel fleet, modding everything, trying to peel the Cerberus patches off his uniform, taking a few little solo excursions off-ship, putting off responding to emails, lifting
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Re: FILL: M!Shep/Joker, Cruise Control [7/7]
anonymous
September 15 2011, 14:53:40 UTC
I couldn't resist it! Such a delicious mental image, somebody needed to write it. Took me a while, but I (eventually) found the time to get it done. C: Chuffed you enjoyed it, too!
...'sides, that chair is totally perfectly-crafted for getting dirty deeds done in comfort.
Re: FILL: M!Shep/Joker, Cruise Control [7/7]
anonymous
October 10 2011, 03:08:50 UTC
I don't remember how I stumbled onto this (I had it bookmarked from a few weeks ago) but DAMN that was some hot reads. I've always been a fan of Joker and thought he was hot (also VA Seth Green? That tops it off) but paired with M!Shep... Heh. Loved this.
I'm not one to seek out fic, but... I think I'll be sticking around here.
Re: FILL: M!Shep/Joker, Cruise Control [7/7]
anonymous
April 20 2012, 20:45:22 UTC
Can't even remember if I've commented on this before, but just re-read and holy hell A!A that is one hell of a description of Joker giving head. It does things to my insides. And may or may not have caused me to burn my lunch because it distracted me so much.
Shepard's been having some real trouble sleeping lately. Never been much of a heavy sleeper to start with, and since he's...been dead, or...undead. Comatose? Well, whatever, important thing was that it was near damn impossible to get more than an hour or two's rest. Sure, means he can spend the time when everyone but the skeleton night cycle crew are asleep and there's nothing urgent looming for the next few hours playing Galaxy of Fantasy as much as he pleases (and since there've been two years of updates, patches and expansions to get caught up with, it's been time productively spent), but hell, even big extranet games get boring. So does recalibrating his weapons, cleaning his armour, playing with his toy ships and pretending he was a giant human reaper stomping on the Citadel fleet, modding everything, trying to peel the Cerberus patches off his uniform, taking a few little solo excursions off-ship, putting off responding to emails, lifting ( ... )
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I am pleased.
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...'sides, that chair is totally perfectly-crafted for getting dirty deeds done in comfort.
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I'm not one to seek out fic, but... I think I'll be sticking around here.
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It does things to my insides. And may or may not have caused me to burn my lunch because it distracted me so much.
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