Mass Effect Kink Meme: PART VII

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Grumpy F!Shep + Joker

[anonymous]

Don't get me wrong, I love fluff, but it doesn't go with Shepard, imho.

F!Shep is a badass. She kills people on daily basis. When she loves someone, it's a solid feeling, unbreakable, without roses/flowers, glitter or unnecessary romantic displays of affection (She's saving the galaxy after all...)

Can I have a fanfic, or fanart, or anything else (I'm not picky) with Grumpy!F!Shep?

I'd love F!Shep/Joker but any pairing is awesome. (Joker is kinda sarcastic and grumpy too, btw :D)

Bonus points if anon makes it heart-wrenching even without love confessions and the fluff.

P.S. It's totally inspired by Grumpy Theron series on DAO kink meme, which is awesome if you ask me. ;)

Shepard brings Grunt to Donavan Hock's party

[anonymous]

Over on the Callibrations thread on BSN for ME3 some posters expressed disappointment that there wasn't an opportunity to bring Garrus along on the mission so we could see what he looked like in formal wear.

One poster expressed they'd have taken Grunt along on one playthrough for the lulz

Well, I'd like to see this happen. For whatever reason author anon comes up with FemShep brings Grunt along with her and Kasumi and has him pose as her partner/bodyguard. When Donovan Hock comments on her having a krogan with her she tells him he is also her lover (she could also remark on his youth) forcing an embarrassed Grunt to play along.

Bonus if Grunt has to wear formal wear for the party

Tali/Jacob

[anonymous]

Tali wanders into the armoury where she sees Jacob doing sit ups and watches him while her nerve stimulator is on, Jacob spots her and they have sexytimes.

Bonus points for:
- Tali already being in a relationship with shepard.

Re: Tali/Jacob

[anonymous]

I supported it the first time, i support it once again.

Re: Tali/Jacob-1/?

[anonymous]

"Oh wow, I didn't know humans could do that". Said Tali as she watches Jacob doing sit ups in the armoury, unaware of Tali watching him. Tali was hoping to meet up with Shepard in the cabin, having gotten her nerve stimulator on, but she was disappointed to find that he was off with a mission with Garrus and Zaeed on Omega, won't be back till tomorrow

Re: Tali/Jacob-2/?

[anonymous]

"Like that don't ya". Said Jacob as Tali runs her fingers across his arm, then down to his chest. "I admit it's really impressive". Tali blushes as she runs her fingers on Jacob's chest. However Tali by mistake, travels too low and touches Jacob's crotch

Dom's Shepard, Tali, Garrus/ Sub Ashley post ME2

[anonymous]

The title says it all post ME2 Shepard,Tali,Garrus/Ashley.

plot: Garrus, Tali and Shepard (either gender is fine) are angry about what Ashley did during the Horizon mission and decides to punish her.

bonuses if handcuffs are used on Ashley.

Re: Dom's Shepard, Tali, Garrus/ Sub Ashley post ME2

[anonymous]

You just know Wrex wants to get in on the action as well...

Re: Dom's Shepard, Tali, Garrus/ Sub Ashley post ME2

[anonymous]

So many of these prompts get put up, but never get filled. Guess the guys still angry at Ashley are all smoke, no fire.

Seconded

[anonymous]

Dont like this prompt dont post on it simple as that. Seconded, hope its filled soon.

Jack/F Shepard - biotics

[anonymous]

Jack and a renegade female Shepard get into a heated argument. Emotions get high, things get passionate.

They find better uses for their biotics and adrenaline than fighting.

Re: Jack/F Shepard - biotics

[anonymous]

yes, please!