Mass Effect Kink Meme: PART VIII

Mar 27, 2012 01:43

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Re: Femshep/Garrus/YouHumansAreAllRacist Turian-FILL: Not All Humans 1/? anonymous July 8 2012, 21:52:03 UTC
Prompt: FemShep/Garrus/You Humans Are All Racist! turian.

http://masseffectkink.livejournal.com/4037.html?thread=11728069#t11728069

Not All Humans

The first thing Shepard hears when she exits the transport car is, "You humans are all rasict!"

Jeez. Not this guy again. She was tired, hungry, and on a mission. The mission? To find an honest-to-goodness burger. Garrus rumbles his amusement at her annoyance. Shepard shot him a glare ( ... )

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Re: Femshep/Garrus/YouHumansAreAllRacist Turian-FILL: Not All Humans 1/? anonymous July 9 2012, 15:53:26 UTC
OOoooOO this is gonna be fun! *waits anxiously for the next part*

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Not All Humans 2/? anonymous July 9 2012, 17:00:00 UTC
Pilon Versatie was having a bad day. First that damn human customs officer put his ceremonial blade in a locker, free to be picked up once a permit had been purchased. Then he saw that human reporter for Citadel News Net had been hired instead of him. The human store clerk told him they were out of turian cruiser models. The human weapons store clerk said they were out of a turian pistol replacement parts. The human video game clerk had sold the last Galaxy of Fantasy: Turian Edition to the human in line before him, it would be two weeks to restock their supply. Then lastly, that insufferable human 'reporter' with a black eye began questioning him simply because he was turian.

Humans. Humans. Humans. Humans. Humans! He couldn't wait to get back to Palaven.

To top it off, everytime he turned around, that damned armored human female and that turian were there. Stalking him. They were at the restaurant before him, however. But he couldn't shake the feeling that they were staring at him when he wasn't looking. And the way the female ( ... )

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Re: Not All Humans 2/? anonymous July 9 2012, 17:04:32 UTC
Oh lord

The turian answered as he put the black bag over Polin's head, "Call me Archangel."

I think I died and gone to heaven (by the way not OP but loving this fill anyway.)

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Re: Not All Humans 2/? anonymous July 9 2012, 17:41:17 UTC
A!A here: I thought it would be fun for Garrus to put on the old armor and have a little fun, haha! Glad you liked it!

I had a hard time with Pilon's name...occasionally typing Polin instead. What a mess editing was! And I still missed some!

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Not All Humans 3/? anonymous July 9 2012, 17:06:13 UTC
Pilon stayed quiet as the turian led him to a vehicle. He was a little nervous. The turi...Archangel, was gentle enough with him though. When the vehicle eventually came to a stop, they exited and walked slowly, Archangel guiding him with quiet words or gentle nudges. When they stopped walking, Archangel rapped twice on the door, once, then once more. Pilon felt the air brush against him when the door opened. He was led inside and told to sit on the bed. He's a good turian.

He was calm until someone sat on his lap, then he began to fidget.

"Stop moving."

A female voice. Human or asari. He stopped moving though. Two turian hands took his and moved them to the females hips, slightly squeezing, telling him to keep his hands there. This is getting a little too weird. He was confused when the five-fingered female ran her hands up his chest, until they came to rest at his neck where the bottom of the cloth lay. She slipped her fingers under it grazing his mandible. He was about to demand an explanation when she spoke ( ... )

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Not All Humans 4/? anonymous July 9 2012, 17:13:23 UTC
Shepard pushed him down on the bed, quickly opening his shirt. The light danced across his white plates. It was beautiful, almost like snow in the sunlight ( ... )

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Re: Not All Humans 4/? anonymous July 9 2012, 17:19:54 UTC
I'll... be in my bunk. unf.

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Re: Not All Humans 4/? anonymous July 9 2012, 17:43:50 UTC
*a!a sends bunk times gift basket*

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Not All Humans 5/6 anonymous July 9 2012, 17:23:21 UTC
She began to tease his cock as it slowly emerged, mapping the bumps and knots of it with her fingertips.

Shepard was ready to ride him. She was close enough she had to stop teasing herself. She stood, quickly discarding her panties and grabbing a condom that Garrus was holding for her.

"Scoot up on the bed, Pilon."

When his feet were no longer hanging off the bed she began to climb up his body, laying bites and licks until his cock was in her face. Both males growled when she took Pilon in her mouth.
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Pilon held her hair back with a hand while he watched her mouth move over him.

"Spirits!"

He watched as her mouth moved down but when she began to move back up, she sucked. All he could do was throw his head back and moan while gripping her soft hair tighter ( ... )

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Not All Humans 6/6 anonymous July 9 2012, 17:31:18 UTC
Pilon spreads his legs in agreement then adjusts the pillows so the angle is possible.

Archangel is fingering him, loosening him. He is having a hard time concentrating on one sensation. The female is sucking at his mandibles again, her hands teasing his fringe, and she is squeezing his cock while rocking her hips. It is nearly too much when Archangel pushes into him, but the female stops, allowing him bury his face in her neck and calm his breathing ( ... )

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Re: Not All Humans 6/6 anonymous July 9 2012, 19:26:38 UTC
*sigh* This was fun and naughty and all the best things in between and that last line...cracked me up! Ok probably because all I could think of is Udina going 'This is an outrage!' I love the playfulness of these two. Thanks A!A. (Not the OP but a happy turian pervert!)

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Re: Not All Humans 6/6 anonymous July 9 2012, 20:14:02 UTC
A!A: You are welcome! I had fun writing this, it also helps that I am a fellow turian pervert. Damn turians taking over my life!

Thank you for reading and commenting!

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Re: Not All Humans 6/6 anonymous July 9 2012, 22:30:50 UTC
A-A-A-AWESOME!

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Re: Not All Humans 6/6 anonymous July 10 2012, 00:02:51 UTC
:D Thank you for reading and commenting, anon! A!A appreciates it :)

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Re: Not All Humans 6/6 anonymous July 9 2012, 23:20:48 UTC
Great fill!

Will there be a continuation with councilor? I'd love to read that!

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