Points System: 1/??
anonymous
April 7 2012, 23:02:53 UTC
"Oh, remember that one time on Nodi… Nodacrux..." He frowned, glaring off into space through the large window of the port lounge as if he could see the errant planet, "Who the fuck names these things?" Garrus just shook his head, flaring his mandibles in amusement. "Well anyway, you remember when I biotically threw that fusion-containment cell into that psycho exo-geni chick and then," he mimed taking a pistol shot and then threw his hands wide, "Prchhhhh... explosion cleared the whole room in one shot," he said, wobbling in his synth-leather seat. He grabbed the edge of the low lounge table to steady himself
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Re: Points System: 3/??
anonymous
April 8 2012, 00:21:21 UTC
"Is that all?" Shepard replied with a superior smirk. Well mostly. He seemed to be having trouble getting his head to stay at the jaunty angle such a smirk usually demanded. He gave up and opted for another sip of the horrific swill Garrus had selected for them.
"Hey, sex iss a very integ- inter... important part of any marriage," Garrus replied, indignant.
"Oh abpsolutely," Shepard agreed.
"So that's why we can't get married," Garrus said, as though it were obvious.
Shepard frowned. Somehow he was losing the argument again. Hah. He smirked. There was always one way to get him riled up.
"Are you telling me, Garrus Vakarian, Sniper Extraordinaire, Badass of Omega, that you aren't any good in bed?"
"Hey! That'ss not...," Garrus growled, "I'll have you know I'm very good in bed."
"Oh yeah?" Shepard said, glaring at him. Damned turian saying shit like that with that low voice… it was doing things to the pit of his groin. Damn well wasn't fair
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Point System: 4/??
anonymous
April 8 2012, 00:39:37 UTC
The turian wobbled to his feet, still managing to make the maneuver graceful. He headed for the door with careful steps. Shepard rose to follow him
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Point System: 5/??
anonymous
April 8 2012, 00:50:27 UTC
When that didn't seem to satisfy the smirking Shepard he closed the cabinet door between them and leaned forward to meet Shepard's gaze with his own hawk-like stare, virtually pinning him back against the counter. "And, well, you know me," he drawled, "I always like to be prepared."
Suddenly it seemed as though someone must have vented all the air from the med-bay. Shepard's heart was pounding so hard he was pretty sure it might explode. "Believe it when I see it," he managed.
Garrus snorted and grabbed the stack of supplies. The world went wobbly for a bit when he moved. Oh right. Drunk. Shepard remembered
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Point System: 6/??
anonymous
April 8 2012, 01:47:02 UTC
Garrus quickly touched the clasps to the armor on his arms and loosened it so he could free his hands. He saw Shepard watch him carefully as he pressed fingers into hidden grooves that triggered the releases. After a moment, Shepard's hands joined his in taking off more plates, extra digits making up for precise placement. His chest plates were quickly cast aside. Shepard crouched in front of him to slide questing fingers along his thigh plate and Garrus sucked in a harsh breath of arousal
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Point System: 8/??
anonymous
April 8 2012, 04:04:45 UTC
It was too much. His senses were already overloaded from the excessive amount of alcohol in his system. The hot soft mouth of the human was exquisite torture. Any more and Shepard wouldn't have a chance to take the anti-histamines. He stepped back before he was pushed over the edge, freeing himself from Shepard's mouth with a pop. His erection glistened with saliva.
"It's too… that's intense," he muttered.
Shepard grinned at him.
"Take your damn pills, Shepard," Garrus demanded, pointing at the packet on the table.
Shepard leaned over and grabbed the indicated slip, popping the pills out. "Garrus Vakarian; not afraid of teeth. Point," he said, and chased them down with another swig of terrible booze
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Re: Point System: 9/9
anonymous
April 8 2012, 13:39:02 UTC
Oh my, that was incredible. I was a little hesitant at first, because of them being drunk and all, but hnnnngggg it's unbelievably hot. So hot. Hotter than a million stars.
Prompt: http://masseffectkink.livejournal.com/3710.html?thread=8449150#t8449150
So over here there was this great prompt ( ... )
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He frowned, glaring off into space through the large window of the port lounge as if he could see the errant planet, "Who the fuck names these things?"
Garrus just shook his head, flaring his mandibles in amusement.
"Well anyway, you remember when I biotically threw that fusion-containment cell into that psycho exo-geni chick and then," he mimed taking a pistol shot and then threw his hands wide, "Prchhhhh... explosion cleared the whole room in one shot," he said, wobbling in his synth-leather seat. He grabbed the edge of the low lounge table to steady himself ( ... )
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"Ok, yeah, that was an excellent explosion. Point," Garrus acknowledged, taking his swig ( ... )
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"Is that all?" Shepard replied with a superior smirk. Well mostly. He seemed to be having trouble getting his head to stay at the jaunty angle such a smirk usually demanded. He gave up and opted for another sip of the horrific swill Garrus had selected for them.
"Hey, sex iss a very integ- inter... important part of any marriage," Garrus replied, indignant.
"Oh abpsolutely," Shepard agreed.
"So that's why we can't get married," Garrus said, as though it were obvious.
Shepard frowned. Somehow he was losing the argument again.
Hah. He smirked. There was always one way to get him riled up.
"Are you telling me, Garrus Vakarian, Sniper Extraordinaire, Badass of Omega, that you aren't any good in bed?"
"Hey! That'ss not...," Garrus growled, "I'll have you know I'm very good in bed."
"Oh yeah?" Shepard said, glaring at him. Damned turian saying shit like that with that low voice… it was doing things to the pit of his groin. Damn well wasn't fair ( ... )
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"And, well, you know me," he drawled, "I always like to be prepared."
Suddenly it seemed as though someone must have vented all the air from the med-bay. Shepard's heart was pounding so hard he was pretty sure it might explode.
"Believe it when I see it," he managed.
Garrus snorted and grabbed the stack of supplies.
The world went wobbly for a bit when he moved. Oh right. Drunk. Shepard remembered ( ... )
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"It's too… that's intense," he muttered.
Shepard grinned at him.
"Take your damn pills, Shepard," Garrus demanded, pointing at the packet on the table.
Shepard leaned over and grabbed the indicated slip, popping the pills out.
"Garrus Vakarian; not afraid of teeth. Point," he said, and chased them down with another swig of terrible booze ( ... )
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