Cmdr IDGAF (post-reaper femshep/garrus(?))
anonymous
July 27 2012, 03:36:13 UTC
AW MAN summertime with my balls to wall bananas grammy has me hankerin for some Old Crotchety Femshep.
I'd love to see her retired and doing whatever the fuck she wants. Cruisin' in her hoverchair (lawd). Handing out criticism to some overzealous marines. Trolling the youngins (it's the future sure, but I think whippersnappers will still be a definite variable). Up to you!
Also you can add her Old Crotchety Hubby Garrus there to maybe make whatever they do into like a contest (you know they would), but romance isn't mandatory for me. (But if you do, I'd love you even more.)
Re: Cmdr IDGAF (post-reaper femshep/garrus(?))
anonymous
July 27 2012, 06:04:22 UTC
Oh god I'm in love...
Please Anon, can they have a Mako parked in their driveway? And anyone who tries to complain about women drivers, or old drivers, or really just Shep's driving at all gets their ass run over. My love for this couple is only rivaled by my love for the Mako.
You just made me laugh so damn hard with the shotgun comment I choked a little. It's sort of like vanguard Shep being given the option to best Garrus with a sniper- I 'let' him win because there was no way in hell assault rifle/shotgun happy vanguard Shep would be able to best the sniper king.
Now I want her to cackle about him shitting up trying to use a shotgun and be brings up the bottle shooting. For the five hundreth time. Because he was waaaaay too goddamn proud of himself and it was adorable.
A Day At The Races (1/1)
anonymous
August 1 2012, 02:33:30 UTC
a/n: Didn't see these other posts before I wrote the other fic so then I had to write a second one I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY OP, GOD
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Garrus fired, and every shard of buckshot went wide. He growled in frustration, fired again, and missed. Again. With buckshot.
Shepard was clutching her stomach and cackling like a mad woman. "How's it feel?" she asked smugly. "Wanna have that one bronzed, too?"
The rifle she was referring to, currently hung lovingly above their mantle, had been an anniversary present she'd given him. She had never suspected how prominent a position it would have in their home, however, and that had been a point of contention between them for a long time. It wasn't a series of arguments so much as one long argument lasting about ten years. She was still convinced she was in the right.
"How do you even aim this thing?" he asked, frustrated and curious at the same time as he examined the thing like he'd never held a gun before in his life. "There's not even a proper rail on it
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Re: A Day At The Races (1/1)
anonymous
August 2 2012, 09:06:40 UTC
oh jeeesus this is amazing. a!a thank you so much holy shit, this is exactly what I wanted. old lady shep enjoying the Bottle Shooter King's downfall, and then showing him up by spraying victory from the hip. there's that Ms. Goddamn Vanguard Shep i know. so proud c:
also lmfao did he just try to sight with a goddamn shotgun? RAPTOR-HUSBAND PLS YOU'LL KNOCK OFF YOUR MANDIBLES and aw fuck the schimitar? yesyesyes. eh who am i kidding? i love all the shotguns
but man I can only imagine what Garrus would do with the Claymore. actually i'd love to see Tali's reaction to this, considering i always gave her that particular gun. HAHAHA "I had a shotgun, and I'm really glad you didn't, Garrus."
oh and the "I haven't died" line - screamed. YES. your voices were perfect, a!a, their interaction flowed perfectly and the image was as clear as crystal in my head. fantastic job tysfm.
a/n: Didn't see these other posts before I wrote the other fic so then I had to write a second one I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY OP, GOD YOU HAVE NO IDEA A/N, NO IDEA
I'd love to see her retired and doing whatever the fuck she wants. Cruisin' in her hoverchair (lawd). Handing out criticism to some overzealous marines. Trolling the youngins (it's the future sure, but I think whippersnappers will still be a definite variable). Up to you!
Also you can add her Old Crotchety Hubby Garrus there to maybe make whatever they do into like a contest (you know they would), but romance isn't mandatory for me. (But if you do, I'd love you even more.)
Bonus pts if we get old lady dancing Shep.
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WE HAD NONE OF YOUR MASS EFFECT FIELD-PROPELLED SURVEY CONTRAPTIONS
WE DID ALL OF OUR CALIBRATIONS OURSELVES
DIDN'T HAVE ANY OF THESE "NEO GETH INDUSTRIES" CALIBRATORS
THAT'S JUST CHEATING
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Please Anon, can they have a Mako parked in their driveway? And anyone who tries to complain about women drivers, or old drivers, or really just Shep's driving at all gets their ass run over. My love for this couple is only rivaled by my love for the Mako.
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aw man all these beautiful anons with the good ideas. hopefully we get a series of fills for wrinkly shakarian
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Now I want her to cackle about him shitting up trying to use a shotgun and be brings up the bottle shooting. For the five hundreth time. Because he was waaaaay too goddamn proud of himself and it was adorable.
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Garrus fired, and every shard of buckshot went wide. He growled in frustration, fired again, and missed. Again. With buckshot.
Shepard was clutching her stomach and cackling like a mad woman. "How's it feel?" she asked smugly. "Wanna have that one bronzed, too?"
The rifle she was referring to, currently hung lovingly above their mantle, had been an anniversary present she'd given him. She had never suspected how prominent a position it would have in their home, however, and that had been a point of contention between them for a long time. It wasn't a series of arguments so much as one long argument lasting about ten years. She was still convinced she was in the right.
"How do you even aim this thing?" he asked, frustrated and curious at the same time as he examined the thing like he'd never held a gun before in his life. "There's not even a proper rail on it ( ... )
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Oh, and this:
Garrus crossed his arms and stared her down. "I haven't died," he said. "I'd say that puts me one up on you."
"I can fix that for you if you want,"
Has me in stitches, as in I can't breathe, as in I'm sending you my funeral bill and all my everythings cause you're the best A!A !
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As far as I'm concerned you just won the Kink Meme, that was magnificent and everything I could have wanted ^^
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also
lmfao did he just try to sight with a goddamn shotgun? RAPTOR-HUSBAND PLS YOU'LL KNOCK OFF YOUR MANDIBLES
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aw fuck the schimitar? yesyesyes. eh who am i kidding? i love all the shotguns
but man I can only imagine what Garrus would do with the Claymore. actually i'd love to see Tali's reaction to this, considering i always gave her that particular gun. HAHAHA "I had a shotgun, and I'm really glad you didn't, Garrus."
oh and the "I haven't died" line - screamed. YES. your voices were perfect, a!a, their interaction flowed perfectly and the image was as clear as crystal in my head. fantastic job tysfm.
a/n: Didn't see these other posts before I wrote the other fic so then I had to write a second one I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY OP, GOD
YOU HAVE NO IDEA A/N, NO IDEA
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