post ME1 FemShep-Garrus, Garrus's apartment (humor and sex)
anonymous
August 4 2012, 05:55:34 UTC
FemShep visits Garrus on the Citadel (he left the Normandy for his Spectre thing, maybe doing C-sec stuff while that's getting set up) during a two-week leave a few months after ME1. She ends up staying in his tiiiiiny apartment for whatever reason and they end up having sex a little while into her stay from some sudden passion impulse of which the trigger is completely up to A!A
Here's the thing though! Obviously there's passion involved so it should be sexy but more importantly it should be fun. It's a tiny-ass apartment that isn't really furnished for humans, neither of them really knows what they're doing besides that the other definitely has compatible equipment (at most Shep might have tried to swipe some human/turian porn from Joker's stash and gotten mixed results) and they both have wicked senses of humor. So give me whimsical, give me sexy, give me hilarious, give me accidentally knocking each other into furniture and grabbing bits too hard and pissing off the elcor living downstairs with the racket... give me fun sex
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That shit needs to update >_> And while I know the author of that won't be jumping out of canon and respect that, I'd love to see some adorable smut in that setting.
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anonymous
August 7 2012, 14:07:10 UTC
It was getting late, and Shepard was half cut. She could feel it, that buzzing on the edges of her perception, and as usual, she overcompensated for it. She moved slower, with greater precision, and fiddled absently with the bottlecap in her fingers as Garrus regaled her with tales of young Vakarian stupidity
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anonymous
August 7 2012, 14:07:55 UTC
Shepard's eyes flew open. He was gazing up at the ceiling, both hands clutched to his heart.
"Oh, you bitch." She shoved him lightly, then set down her beer on the table (almost spilling it) and shoved him heavily. "You - you bitch."
He was laughing again, flanging and near hysterical. "No, no," he begged, hands up and palms out, "don't break my heart again!"
"I'll break your face!" she said, trying to get her hands around his throat, but he rolled a little, intentionally or not, and they ended up on the floor
( ... )
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anonymous
August 7 2012, 14:23:28 UTC
Garrus didn't move, didn't flinch. He didn't even blink. Shepard did her best to match his cool, but failed - her foot twitched anxiously against the floor. He was staring at her, but it felt like his eyes were elsewhere, like he wasn't really seeing her.
Slowly, he leaned forward, elbows on his knees, bottle dangling by the neck from a three fingered hand.
"I suppose," he drawled, "it'd be someone who can do the impossible and make it look easy."
As slowly, Shepard sat forward, mimicking his posture. Their faces were close, and for as much as the mandibles and the teeth and the lack of any kind of lips on his flattened face made her uneasy, all she could see were his blue eyes.
"Like take down a rogue spectre?" she asked quietly.
His mandibles flickered.
"Like laugh at my shitty jokes."
She did laugh, then. Quietly, and briefly. Then she leaned in to kiss him. He misinterpreted her intent, and bowed his head.
Her forehead collided with his with a comical bonk."Fuck
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Here's the thing though! Obviously there's passion involved so it should be sexy but more importantly it should be fun. It's a tiny-ass apartment that isn't really furnished for humans, neither of them really knows what they're doing besides that the other definitely has compatible equipment (at most Shep might have tried to swipe some human/turian porn from Joker's stash and gotten mixed results) and they both have wicked senses of humor. So give me whimsical, give me sexy, give me hilarious, give me accidentally knocking each other into furniture and grabbing bits too hard and pissing off the elcor living downstairs with the racket... give me fun sex ( ... )
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In other words though ... SECONDED!
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(Thirded)
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Oh, and for OP:
Is it "The heart asks for pleasure first" on FFnet?
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That shit needs to update >_> And while I know the author of that won't be jumping out of canon and respect that, I'd love to see some adorable smut in that setting.
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also i love this so far!
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"Oh, you bitch." She shoved him lightly, then set down her beer on the table (almost spilling it) and shoved him heavily. "You - you bitch."
He was laughing again, flanging and near hysterical. "No, no," he begged, hands up and palms out, "don't break my heart again!"
"I'll break your face!" she said, trying to get her hands around his throat, but he rolled a little, intentionally or not, and they ended up on the floor ( ... )
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lmao the amount of awkward there is undeniably cute.
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Slowly, he leaned forward, elbows on his knees, bottle dangling by the neck from a three fingered hand.
"I suppose," he drawled, "it'd be someone who can do the impossible and make it look easy."
As slowly, Shepard sat forward, mimicking his posture. Their faces were close, and for as much as the mandibles and the teeth and the lack of any kind of lips on his flattened face made her uneasy, all she could see were his blue eyes.
"Like take down a rogue spectre?" she asked quietly.
His mandibles flickered.
"Like laugh at my shitty jokes."
She did laugh, then. Quietly, and briefly. Then she leaned in to kiss him. He misinterpreted her intent, and bowed his head.
Her forehead collided with his with a comical bonk."Fuck ( ... )
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