Unprompted: Shepard is a size queen
anonymous
August 8 2012, 05:31:19 UTC
A/N: Couldn't sleep. Had to get this out of me.
“Wait, so you mean, parts of you get bigger as you get older?” Shepard asked Garrus curiously. He looked down at her; she was staring intently across the room at the other turian present.
“Yesss...” He responded cautiously.
“Really.” she grinned, eyes traveling over the part in question.
He looked down at her, his eyes narrowed at her expression and waited for whatever she was about to hit him with.
“Does this mean yours might be that big someday?” Her grin got a little wider, a little more disturbing.
“Shepaarrd...” He cautioned.
“It’s just, thinking about sucking and nibbling along that…”
“Shepard,” he yanked her aside where no one could hear, “I REALLY wish you'd stop staring at the Primarch’s mandibles.”
She grinned up at him and licked her lips.
He gave a snort, spun on his heel and stalked off.
Re: Unprompted: Shepard is a size queen
anonymous
August 29 2012, 07:58:50 UTC
YOU HUMANS ARE ALL RACIST!
But seriously, look at the maniables compared to another turian, like garrus. The main part ends along the jaw line, with the spiked ends descending about an inch or so down.
Now, if you pull up General Victus, the main part hangs down about an inch and a 1/2, plus the spikes.
Though this trait also might run in the family. Tarquin, while the main part of his are about the right length, his spiked ends run down longer then a regular turian's.
“Wait, so you mean, parts of you get bigger as you get older?” Shepard asked Garrus curiously. He looked down at her; she was staring intently across the room at the other turian present.
“Yesss...” He responded cautiously.
“Really.” she grinned, eyes traveling over the part in question.
He looked down at her, his eyes narrowed at her expression and waited for whatever she was about to hit him with.
“Does this mean yours might be that big someday?” Her grin got a little wider, a little more disturbing.
“Shepaarrd...” He cautioned.
“It’s just, thinking about sucking and nibbling along that…”
“Shepard,” he yanked her aside where no one could hear, “I REALLY wish you'd stop staring at the Primarch’s mandibles.”
She grinned up at him and licked her lips.
He gave a snort, spun on his heel and stalked off.
~Fin~
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The Primarch really does have a monster set of mandibles....
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I haven't noticed his mandibles, but I will definitely be oogling the next time I load up ME3.
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Fuck, those are some huge-ass mandibles! How did I not notice this before?
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But, it kind of makes sense. In people, your nose and ears keep getting bigger.
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But seriously, look at the maniables compared to another turian, like garrus. The main part ends along the jaw line, with the spiked ends descending about an inch or so down.
Now, if you pull up General Victus, the main part hangs down about an inch and a 1/2, plus the spikes.
Though this trait also might run in the family. Tarquin, while the main part of his are about the right length, his spiked ends run down longer then a regular turian's.
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