The Joys of Expecting (or 'The Sufferings of Kaidan Alenko') 1/?
anonymous
October 22 2012, 00:46:31 UTC
Kaidan had trouble concealing his satisfaction as he observed the tray in front of him. A solid five hundred grams of grass fed steak stared back at him, cooked to a perfect medium rare. On the side, pan fried potatoes, a small mountain of peas, and three solid golden corn cobs
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The Joys of Expecting (or 'The Sufferings of Kaidan Alenko') 3/?
anonymous
October 22 2012, 00:52:07 UTC
“Yeah, well, human culture varies on that.” Shepard stuffed another mouthful of her stolen food down her throat. She managed keep talking, despite her chewing. “Besides, how would turians feel about one of your females bearing a genetic freak mutant who will probably look like something out of a bad horror film
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The Joys of Expecting (or 'The Sufferings of Kaidan Alenko') 4/?
anonymous
October 22 2012, 00:53:30 UTC
Vega reached forward and snapped off the recording briskly. “Listen, I didn’t know Ice was that flexible. I didn’t know the Major could actually do that with his biotics. I most definitely didn’t know you could use gun oil for that. And all of these things are classified under things I don’t want to know. How am I supposed to look at him ever again and resist the urge to ask him how exactly he pulls off that move, since I’ve been trying it for years with no success. I can’t have my mind going to that place
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The Joys of Expecting (or 'The Sufferings of Kaidan Alenko') 5/?
anonymous
October 22 2012, 00:59:39 UTC
“Post that video directly to your mother’s extranet account with the words ‘IMPORTANT VID-MESSAGE FROM KAIDAN’ on the front?” Garrus challenged him. “If I don’t get that pasta, Shepard will do far worse to me than that. And I’m sure that my parents would have been very disappointed to find out that I enjoyed doing that particular move while I used my biotics for that particular purpose
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Oh god, my stomach hurt! You are a genius! I don't think I can't study normaly for the rest of the day anymore with this wonderful, hilarious fill keep popping up in my head every 5 minutes! XD
The Joys of Expecting (or 'The Sufferings of Kaidan Alenko') 6/?
anonymous
October 24 2012, 00:24:17 UTC
“Irrelevant.” Shepard was almost grinning with relief. “I’ve been putting this off for far too long. After we stop off on Elysium we’ll go to the Citadel, then to Palaven
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The Joys of Expecting (or 'The Sufferings of Kaidan Alenko') 7/?
anonymous
October 24 2012, 00:25:32 UTC
“...and I really am so sorry about the leg.” Garrus hectically apologised as Miranda helped Kaidan limp toward the airlock. “Turian females are usually protected by their mates, but my sister and the rest of her team agree that my behaviour around Shepard is a little...extreme
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Re: The Joys of Expecting (or 'The Sufferings of Kaidan Alenko') 7/?
anonymous
February 26 2013, 14:24:10 UTC
This hit everything I love. Crazy Pregancy People. Sweet Daddy!Garrus wanting to be so proper and just being that guy. And the protective side is awesome. Joker spying and Vega being his assistance.
Then mention of Traynor and Cortez was awesome!
I'M EVEN A HUGE MIRANDA/KAIDAN SHIPPER. BUT THOSE TWO ARE PERFECT TOGHETHER!
And thank you for not making Kaidan a jerk and maturing to be very accepting of Shepard and Garrus' relationship when him and Shepard had one. I can't stand that when people make him a jerk over that.
Though those two faking an injuring were pretty funny and that was it for me.
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Then mention of Traynor and Cortez was awesome!
I'M EVEN A HUGE MIRANDA/KAIDAN SHIPPER. BUT THOSE TWO ARE PERFECT TOGHETHER!
And thank you for not making Kaidan a jerk and maturing to be very accepting of Shepard and Garrus' relationship when him and Shepard had one. I can't stand that when people make him a jerk over that.
Though those two faking an injuring were pretty funny and that was it for me.
Thank you for this wonderful thing!
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DIANA AND JAVIK?! YOU MUST WRITE NOW PLEASE!
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It's implied that Javik is in a relationship with Westmoreland (I think her in-game name is Bethany), one of the two marines guarding the war room
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