Shotgun as a Verb 3/20
anonymous
November 11 2012, 19:06:19 UTC
By the time the two of them were halfway done with their meal, Shepard was a bit less worried about Garrus's well-being than she had been. She knew he had taken the loss of his squad on Omega hard, but it was clear he was in a much better mental state this week than he was when he first came aboard. He had also done an incredible amount of work on the ship since they had picked him up. She felt she needed to clear the air
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Shotgun as a Verb 4/20
anonymous
November 11 2012, 19:11:07 UTC
Shepard scoffed as she opened a well-concealed drawer on the side of the coffee table and pulled out a small box. "Come on, how long have you known me? I'm always about to do something irresponsible. Anyway, I was thinking earlier that you and I should hit the bar as soon as we get to the Citadel, but I figured it might be fun to try something a little different. Do you, uh-- want to burn one with me
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Shotgun a a Verb 5/20
anonymous
November 11 2012, 19:13:59 UTC
Shepard took out the small container and removed a largeish bud, placing it on the coffee table. As she began to break it up into small pieces, the turian picked up the bag with the rest of the greenery and began to inspect it. "So what is this stuff from? A tree?" Garrus asked, his rich voice full of skepticism. "The package says 'Mango Pine Clusterfuck', but that's what, a brand name or something? ...It actually smells kind of good. Fruity
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Re: Shotgun a a Verb 5/20
anonymous
November 11 2012, 19:19:46 UTC
OH MY GOD, high Garrus is going to be fucking hilarious! You're a genius, a!a, I've been thinking of this exact scenario for months, and you're writing it really well. Loving this so far, and I don't think there are many other "stoned" fics out there but I can't wait for more! f5ing like crazy over here. XD
Shotgun as a Verb 6/20
anonymous
November 11 2012, 19:18:29 UTC
Shepard froze, pipe halfway to her mouth. Oops. She hadn't really thought about that part of it. Her thoughts had all been about if Garrus would want to smoke with her, not if he would be physically able to. Sometimes she almost forgot he wasn't human. "Well, I could shotgun it to you." Shepard said
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Shotgun as a Verb 7/20
anonymous
November 11 2012, 19:25:09 UTC
Garrus managed to get her entire lungful in and hold it for a couple seconds before his eyes showed signs of distress. As he started to make a strangled wheezing sound, Shepard clarified: "If it hurts, let it out!" He did as she suggested and exhaled, releasing a cloud into the room, followed by a series of urgent dual-layered gasps and coughs
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Shotgun as a Verb 9/20
anonymous
November 11 2012, 19:34:01 UTC
"Now, you have to remember--" Garrus started off, gesturing with his slender fingers. "Me, Wrex, Tali, and Liara were all outsiders on the SR1. The rest of the crew being human really made us stick out. Even though most were pleasant enough, a lot of them were uncomfortable around the alien members of your squad... especially me and Wrex. Myself because the Relay 314 Incident wasn't all that long ago, and Wrex because... well, he's a krogan for one, and a lot of people didn't know that his jokes about eating humans were jokes
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Shotgun as a Verb 10/20
anonymous
November 11 2012, 19:49:21 UTC
He blinked, collecting his thoughts. "Right. So believe it or not, complications from our regs are rare. We have a loose set of rules to follow in any sparring match to make sure nobody gets really hurt. It happens sometimes anyway, but I've never seen it myself. As far as the sex angle goes, sometimes feelings get hurt when things get serious, but there's generally no real issues unless somebody gets pregnant, which is easy enough to avoid
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Also, "Mango Pine Clusterfuck". *sporfle*
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