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Mass Effect Kink Meme: PART XIII

Oct 08, 2012 13:27

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Matchmaker Jack! anonymous November 14 2012, 12:47:27 UTC

So I was reading this Shakarian fic (here: http://masseffectkink.livejournal.com/5405.html?thread=23350813#t23350813 ) and some anon commented with this:

Gotta love Jack. Can't imagine a better matchmaker, or at least more efficient.

There was matchmaker!Jack in that fic, but I need more.

Make it happen, anon! Let's have Jack being a matchmaker with all the (deliberate) subtlety of a rhino.

Any/all pairings, multifills, etc, welcome!

Re: Matchmaker Jack! anonymous November 14 2012, 18:27:01 UTC

C'mon the anons! Jack is matchmaking freakin' gold!

Re: Matchmaker Jack! anonymous November 14 2012, 20:39:20 UTC

I think Jack's a little too direct to be called a matchmaker. A hookup coordinator? Oh yes.

Jack, Cupid's Evil Big Sister (1/2) anonymous November 14 2012, 19:42:33 UTC

Jack hated owing anyone anything. Personal debts were just more chains, holding her back and slowing her down. Bad enough she owed Shepard for getting her ass thawed out and helping her give those Cerberus jackasses a black eye. She’d be digging out from that one forever. But there were smaller debts she could pay off ( ... )

Jack, Cupid's Evil Big Sister (2/2) anonymous November 14 2012, 19:43:32 UTC

She grinned. Folding her arms over her chest, she looked at both of them. “Look you two,” she said in her best impersonation of Shepard’s ‘Commander Voice’. “We need the crew in top form. Focused.” Her smile widened. “Gotta get through the distractions ( ... )

Re: Jack, Cupid's Evil Big Sister (2/2) anonymous November 14 2012, 21:40:00 UTC

Ha! Miranda's command phrase rings true!

Good stuff, A!A - for the biotic strippings I salute you!

Re: Jack, Cupid's Evil Big Sister (2/2) anonymous November 14 2012, 22:00:49 UTC

I have to figure that if there's anyone in the Mass Effect canon who has learned biotic stripping (of others at least), it has to be Jack. And this is why we love the crazy lady.

Glad you enjoyed. :)

Re: Jack, Cupid's Evil Big Sister (2/2) anonymous November 15 2012, 03:50:17 UTC

A+, would lulz again

.... poor jacob

Re: Jack, Cupid's Evil Big Sister (2/2) anonymous November 16 2012, 15:23:07 UTC

Poor Jacob? Locked in a room with Kasumi? I don't know if that fits the definition of poor. :)

Re: Jack, Cupid's Evil Big Sister (2/2) anonymous November 18 2012, 05:45:59 UTC

it does if one is using sarcasm for comedic effect.

OP anonymous November 15 2012, 05:58:51 UTC

This is the best thing ever

Can't. Stop. Lolling.

Re: OP anonymous November 16 2012, 15:21:35 UTC

A!A here. I'd like to personally thank you for this prompt. It inspired me. I have another idea or three about Jack, but unfortunately life is insane at the moment. But watch this space.

Re: Jack, Cupid's Evil Big Sister (2/2) anonymous November 15 2012, 13:56:18 UTC

That authorization code! xD great stuff!!!

Re: Jack, Cupid's Evil Big Sister (2/2) anonymous November 16 2012, 15:24:08 UTC

:D It seems to fit her, doesn't it? No one would guess she'd use -that- as an override. It'd be like Wrex using 'Happy fluffy bunnies of love and hugging' :D

Re: Jack, Cupid's Evil Big Sister (2/2) anonymous November 17 2012, 16:33:45 UTC

Looks like I'm a little late to the party, but I'm the Anon that wrote a comment about Matchmaker Jack and I can't even begin to describe how happy I am right now:) Always wanted to see Jacob and Kasumi end up together.
Also, if there's going to be more, all the better!

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