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anonymous
November 17 2012, 08:57:14 UTC
"I'm going to kill you all!" Said Shepard, tied down on a chair, her friends ie traitors surrounding her. "Garrus let me go!"
"I'm afraid that cannot happen. The crew have expressed concern for your behavior."
"Mordin, you're smart. You know that the moment I get myself out of this I will destroy you all. Best to save yourself the misery and let me go now. I may be merciful."
"Clearly your state indicates that you must remain restrained. Apologies Shepard. At first I was not convinced."
"So what happened?"
"You almost walked into space without your helmet. We had to remind you." Tali said gently, wringing her fingers together.
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anonymous
November 18 2012, 10:22:08 UTC
"You need help Shepard. Let us help you."
"Just because I'm tied down, I'll humor you guys."
"Well, first, when did you become so death seeking? Rushing straight into the enemy even when your shields are down, soaking bullets! It's worrying." At this point Tali's nearly in tears. "You're our friend Shepard, you don't have to greet death so eagerly."
"Tali, I'm fine. I died once. After that, everything else is so passe."
"Shepard..."
"Okay, okay. I got one. Why do you walk into walls?"
"Cybernetic eyes are faulty."
"...Noo..I'm pretty sure you'd done this before."
"Lies."
"And the helmet?"
"I'm pretty. Also they should see death as it comes charging down on them, in all her beautiful glory." Shepard smirks. "They generally scream a lot more when they see my eyes glow red in the dark."
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"I'm afraid that cannot happen. The crew have expressed concern for your behavior."
"Mordin, you're smart. You know that the moment I get myself out of this I will destroy you all. Best to save yourself the misery and let me go now. I may be merciful."
"Clearly your state indicates that you must remain restrained. Apologies Shepard. At first I was not convinced."
"So what happened?"
"You almost walked into space without your helmet. We had to remind you." Tali said gently, wringing her fingers together.
"Anyone could have done that."
"Twice?"
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"Just because I'm tied down, I'll humor you guys."
"Well, first, when did you become so death seeking? Rushing straight into the enemy even when your shields are down, soaking bullets! It's worrying." At this point Tali's nearly in tears. "You're our friend Shepard, you don't have to greet death so eagerly."
"Tali, I'm fine. I died once. After that, everything else is so passe."
"Shepard..."
"Okay, okay. I got one. Why do you walk into walls?"
"Cybernetic eyes are faulty."
"...Noo..I'm pretty sure you'd done this before."
"Lies."
"And the helmet?"
"I'm pretty. Also they should see death as it comes charging down on them, in all her beautiful glory." Shepard smirks. "They generally scream a lot more when they see my eyes glow red in the dark."
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