Shepard's New Fish
anonymous
January 18 2013, 03:39:32 UTC
A/N: I'd like to thank those of you who pointed me towards FanFiction.net's forums and the very kind person that beta-read it, and I'd like to apologize for the wait. -- "What is that?"
Shepard glanced at her hands. "This? It's the aquarium VI."
Garrus shifted his mandibles in amusement. "Sick of dead fish? Why do you even get them?"
"...Because I'm the Commander, that's why."
"And how many credits have you spent on them?"
"As your commanding officer, Vakarian, I order you to shut up."
Garrus chuckled. "Of course, Commander." She'd probably try to make him sleep on the couch tonight. He, however, had a way around that
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Re: Shepard's New Fish
anonymous
January 18 2013, 03:42:37 UTC
Upon arrival to Illium, Shepard decided to make it a 'family outing'--meaning Garrus and Grunt would be present. And even little Duke--she scooped him up in a glass fishbowl, and delegated bowl duty to Grunt.
The merchant was long gone.
What they did find was a datapad.
Garrus.
I'm sorry for all this, but I didn't want you to shoot first and ask questions later.You'd kill me and waste a good bit of time looking for the parents. I gave the egg to that trader because you and Shepard were definitely a thing, even when she stopped you from killing me. Even if you didn't know it.
You'd make great parents, I knew. The hanar was an orphan; I found it in a burgled Illium apartment, in an aquarium. There was a body in the other room. I was going to get the hanar in its aquarium to somebody, but then I saw Shepard.
You two are much better than foster care.
--Sidonis
"Oh, God, I should have noticed, Garrus, I'm sor-- Grunt, you spit Duke out right now!Indeed, Grunt had tipped the fishbowl back against his lips, hoping to slurp down the
( ... )
Re: Shepard's New Fish
anonymous
February 19 2013, 18:07:29 UTC
Oh my god this story on the whole is adorable but I just squealed like a moron because Lantar oh my god I didn't think it was possible for me to love him more but giving them a poor little hanar orphan because he knew they'd be good parents? These are little fluffy tears in my eyes. I love this story.
Re: Shepard's New Fish
anonymous
January 18 2013, 03:44:22 UTC
Duke got fitted for his mass effect support generator the next day. Once more, he got in his fishbowl, but he asked that Shepard be the one to hold it
( ... )
Re: Shepard's New Fish (End)
anonymous
January 18 2013, 20:54:25 UTC
Squee! I love this, so adorable. :) Grunt and Runt, destined to be best friends and brothers. I still think he should have kept his full name: Sir Wobblygong Duke of the Norman Waters. If I ever get a jellyfish for a pet, that's totally gonna be his name.
There are no words for how happy this fill makes me.
Re: Shepard's New Fish (End)
anonymous
January 19 2013, 22:35:36 UTC
Awww, so cute! Grunt is so funny -- I know people whose toddlers have acted like that upon getting a younger sibling. Except I can't think of any who have tried to *eat* their new siblings...
Re: Shepard's New Fish (End)
anonymous
February 19 2013, 18:15:10 UTC
Oh my god story you are perfect. I would not object to this continuing further because it makes em coo like an idiot. Little Duke is adorable. Garrus helping his little adopted son understand how to walk is adorable.
Oh please please more? Just little snippets? Need more baby hanar!
This was so damn cute I kept thinking about it and then this happened ^^ Shep, Garrus and their adopted sons. Grunt is not thrilled with having to share his krantt with his wobbly little brother.
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"What is that?"
Shepard glanced at her hands. "This? It's the aquarium VI."
Garrus shifted his mandibles in amusement. "Sick of dead fish? Why do you even get them?"
"...Because I'm the Commander, that's why."
"And how many credits have you spent on them?"
"As your commanding officer, Vakarian, I order you to shut up."
Garrus chuckled. "Of course, Commander." She'd probably try to make him sleep on the couch tonight. He, however, had a way around that ( ... )
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The merchant was long gone.
What they did find was a datapad.
Garrus.
I'm sorry for all this, but I didn't want you to shoot first and ask questions later.You'd kill me and waste a good bit of time looking for the parents. I gave the egg to that trader because you and Shepard were definitely a thing, even when she stopped you from killing me. Even if you didn't know it.
You'd make great parents, I knew. The hanar was an orphan; I found it in a burgled Illium apartment, in an aquarium. There was a body in the other room. I was going to get the hanar in its aquarium to somebody, but then I saw Shepard.
You two are much better than foster care.
--Sidonis
"Oh, God, I should have noticed, Garrus, I'm sor-- Grunt, you spit Duke out right now!Indeed, Grunt had tipped the fishbowl back against his lips, hoping to slurp down the ( ... )
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"What's wrong, Grunt?"
"Nothing, Shepard."No, really ( ... )
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There are no words for how happy this fill makes me.
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nice job a/a, couldn't stop chuckling the whole time i was reading this fill.
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Maybe one day, Duke will become Blasto!
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Oh please please more? Just little snippets? Need more baby hanar!
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http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a69/Velasa/Bribes%20for%20the%20Kmeme/FS-G_adoptedsons_zps505bba06.jpg
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