Mass Effect Kink Meme: PART XIV

Dec 03, 2012 13:04

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Dinosaur on a Spaceship anonymous January 23 2013, 05:15:29 UTC
Fill for: http://masseffectkink.livejournal.com/5736.html?thread=25343336#t25343336 posted now that we're in fill-a-thon mode.

For those of you too lazy to use the link, the prompt is as follows:
'So, by some cosmic miracle, or space anomoly, or the AI Director getting bored, A Velociraptor somehow manages to get into the womens bathroom on the SR-2. I want to see how the crew discover this, and the antics they go through to get it out. I would love for this to be as cracky as possible.'

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Dinosaur on a Spaceship 1 anonymous January 23 2013, 05:18:59 UTC
Jack hated mornings ( ... )

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Dinosaur on a Spaceship 2 anonymous January 23 2013, 05:23:03 UTC
“What the hell,” said Gabby ( ... )

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Dinosaur on a Spaceship 3 anonymous January 23 2013, 05:26:04 UTC
This was when Tali decided the time was ripe to pipe up with the obvious point. “Um, guys, is nobody concerned that there is still a thing in the bathroom? What is it, again ( ... )

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Dinosaur on a Spaceship 4 anonymous January 23 2013, 05:28:53 UTC
Shepard chose this moment to walk into the corridor from the mess hall, cup of decaf coffee in hand ( ... )

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Dinosaur on a Spaceship 5 anonymous January 23 2013, 05:35:06 UTC
“Why do you keep eating those?” Garrus asked ( ... )

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Dinosaur on a Spaceship 6 anonymous January 23 2013, 05:37:27 UTC
There was a very long pause. Liara reached for a sandwich only to find the plate empty ( ... )

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Re: Dinosaur on a Spaceship 6 anonymous January 23 2013, 06:07:25 UTC
This crackfic is awesome! And surprisingly realistic. I think you came up with the most plausible explanation and sequence of events for this insane prompt. Loved it. In particular, I loved Liara and her sandwiches, Gabby's obsession about keeping the women's restroom a male-free zone, Jack's grumpy attitude, Grunt's enthusiasm (and his Firefly reference), and EDI and Mordin's assertion that since Amy is female, she has every right to be in the women's restroom. Well done, Anon.

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Re: Dinosaur on a Spaceship 6 anonymous January 23 2013, 07:54:46 UTC
“Clever girl,” muttered Zaeed approvingly.

I laughed so fucking hard at that, you are wonderful. And you actually know how big velociraptors are! And big-eyed happy Grunt being able to stay because he's a kid! And the whole thing was properly bizzare and wickedly funny, hurrah!

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Re: Dinosaur on a Spaceship 6 anonymous January 24 2013, 16:47:34 UTC
For those of you who just saw Jurassic Park and don't get it, velociraptors are not as big as the one in the movie. The one Spielberg used were a recently discovered skeleton of a giant raper, name a "Utah Raptor." However, velocirattor sounds scarier and I'm sure there are other reasons as well.

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Re: Dinosaur on a Spaceship 6 anonymous January 24 2013, 16:54:00 UTC
"a recently discovered skeleton of a giant raper"

Shit, THAT'S what they were doing to the hunter guy? I really need to watch that movie again. :)

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Re: Dinosaur on a Spaceship 6 anonymous January 24 2013, 18:55:03 UTC
Other reasons including the author specifying velociraptor. And by the way, he didn't base his big raptors on utahraptor. He was begging people to support his giant raptor, and the paleontoligists just happened to dig up some utahraptors right when he needed them. Got the story from Bakker, who says the first thing he thought was, "We found Spielberg's raptor."

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Re: Dinosaur on a Spaceship 6 anonymous January 23 2013, 12:44:53 UTC
Awesome fun A!A. Loved that they sang their version of "I'm a lumberjack." HA!

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Re: Dinosaur on a Spaceship 6 anonymous January 24 2013, 15:15:27 UTC
Also joining mornings near the top of the list were, in order: Miranda, morning people, Cerberus, that Cerberus cheerleader bitch, Shepard’s early morning training routines, cops, the fact that the Normandy now only carried decaf, Miss-fucking-prissy-Lawson, optimists, rich people, and Miranda.
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She staggered around the velociraptor, into the cubicle, out of the cubicle, back around the velociraptor to the sink, and out the door.I knew I loved you just after reading these two amazing sentences. This fill was hilarious, and pure magic, A!A!! Totally made my morning ( ... )

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Re: Dinosaur on a Spaceship 6 anonymous January 24 2013, 16:58:54 UTC
This was awesome in every way!

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Re: Dinosaur on a Spaceship 6 anonymous January 25 2013, 16:23:33 UTC
I loved Jack stumbling around the velociraptor, and the firefly reference. This was a brilliant fic, omfg. Are you going to put it up anywhere?

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