Mass Effect Kink Meme: PART XV

Jan 28, 2013 13:15

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Garrus/? Survival situation leads to akward sex anonymous January 30 2013, 22:22:15 UTC
Ok, bit of an odd prompt, but hopefully it will catch some kind anon's eye!

ok, would love some akward survival situation sex! Let me explain that a little....would love to see Garrus and a squadmate stuck in a survival situation: maybe they got stranded when Shep triple-rolled the mako off a mountain, maybe they get sent on a recon mission gone wrong....whatever. However it happens they have to huddle together: for warmth? for shelter? to hide? and at some point, one of them realizes the close proximity is somewhat of a turn on. Eventually their arousal becomes apparent to the other person & an odd, fumbling makeout session leads to somewhat akward sex.
Not looking for dub/non con though, both people should be willing~just somewhat weirded out and a bit embarassed.

pairing requests are pretty odd....I'm perfectly happy with either het or slash...favorite picks for het het would be either Ashley or Jack, and for the lads, either Vega or Kaidan.

pretty please with puppies & baby bunnies anons?

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Re: Garrus/? Survival situation leads to akward sex anonymous January 30 2013, 23:15:42 UTC
I love this prompt a lot. Enthusiastically seconded.

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Re: Garrus/? Survival situation leads to akward sex anonymous January 31 2013, 01:15:04 UTC
Vote for Ashley!

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Re: Garrus/? Survival situation leads to akward sex anonymous January 31 2013, 17:10:40 UTC
Okay, I just had an angle for this one, but it's super-awkward. Have to do some research though. How batshit crazy would the OP like to see this go?

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Re: Garrus/? Survival situation leads to akward sex anonymous February 1 2013, 02:13:46 UTC
OP doesn't mind batshit crazy at all....well, unless actual batshit was included, lol. :D

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Re: Garrus/? Survival situation leads to akward sex anonymous February 1 2013, 09:37:33 UTC
Very well then, dear OP.
Stay tuned.

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Re: Garrus/? Survival situation leads to akward sex anonymous February 2 2013, 10:45:20 UTC
thank you so much a!a~I can't wait! :D

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Re: Garrus/? Survival situation leads to akward sex anonymous February 1 2013, 09:40:42 UTC
Albeit, batshit aka guano is a well known component in pharmaceuticals and cosmetics. Next time someone you know gets a skin-rejuvenating face pack at the local beautician you can tell her that bats shat in it.

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Re: Garrus/? Survival situation leads to akward sex anonymous February 2 2013, 10:46:26 UTC
I am going to do the only mature thing I can do after learning that.

*puts fingers in ears* lalalalalalala! =P

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Re: Garrus/? Survival situation leads to akward sex anonymous February 1 2013, 00:35:08 UTC
Weirded out? For the two ladies you suggested it would definately be Ashley, Jack strikes me as the sort of person who wouldn't care

I'm LOLing at the thought of this happening with either of the krogan or Zaeed ("This brings me back")

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Medicine Man -- Part 1 (Garrus/Ashley) anonymous February 2 2013, 14:52:52 UTC
Okay, here we go ( ... )

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Medicine Man -- Part 2 (Garrus/Ashley) anonymous February 2 2013, 16:57:23 UTC
When Cortez started the final approach, both Garrus and Ash started into to the cockpit. It was a bit awkward since Ashley came back to the Normandy. Technically she would be second-in-command after Shepard, but Shepard was not with the Alliance any more. Technically. Garrus on the other hand, while clearly not in the normal chain of command, was the one serving under Shepard for the longest time. They had an understanding. It was not clear, however, who was the boss on this mission ( ... )

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Medicine Man -- Part 3 (Garrus/Ashley) anonymous February 2 2013, 17:02:28 UTC
The next day Garrus and Ashley backpacked up the hill. They found a trail that snaked between the trees. Gigantic boulders were thrown around between the lush vegetation. Apparently, the builders of the base had the same idea as them, because some parts of the trail were reinforced, and up on the ledge, remains of a previous lookout post were obvious. It was very humid between the trees, but out on the ledge, the breezes were a blessing. Ashley let out a relieved sigh, threw down her gear and started to peel off her soaked military tee. She spread her arms, eyes closed, enjoying the cool air. Garrus was huffing, too, putting her packs down and leaned against a boulder to catch his breath ( ... )

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Medicine Man -- Part 4 (Garrus/Ashley) anonymous February 2 2013, 17:27:44 UTC
The way back to the base was trickier. It was getting dark, the air was cooling off, and there were plenty of insects. They didn’t bother Garrus, but Ashley was having a hard time. Cursing and slapping at her neck and arm, she was making a racket on the way down. They slipped a couple of times on the way down. A few times, when Ashley lost her balance, she grabbed the nearest thing which sometimes turned out to be some thorny vine or some slimy, stinky plant. Ah, there she is, Garrus thought as Ashley got more and more frustrated ( ... )

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OP here anonymous February 2 2013, 19:46:40 UTC
I love this A!A, thank you so much for writing it!
Cant wait to see where this is going~poor Ashley (and poor froggy-thing, lol)nothing like being poisoned to wreck the perfect swimming hole.

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Re: Medicine Man -- Part 4 (Garrus/Ashley) anonymous February 3 2013, 11:22:34 UTC
Massive fan of this pairing right here, very much looking forward to whatever you do next.

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