Graffitti
anonymous
February 14 2013, 01:40:58 UTC
Since the Normandy has these bathrooms, with stalls and everything, there surely is some graffiti on it. You know. "Vega was here" "For good times call Dr T'Soni" "I fucked Westmoreland here. She was a horny bitch."
I'm looking for a funny, possibly cracky little something. Just have fun with that. Maybe there's an entire saga, documenting how the crew sees a certain pairing written in one of the stalls.
No femslash please, het and slash greatly appreciated.
Scribbles 1/2
anonymous
April 4 2013, 22:26:04 UTC
Oct 23 / 2183: Shep kicked Garrus's ass.
Lucky shot!
Liara shook her head. She didn't even understand how these conversations took place, with the bathrooms supposedly separated by sex. She supposed alien gender ambiguity and everyone being a soldier had something to do with it.
--
Joker grinned wildly. A fresh, virgin Normandy. With untouched bathroom walls.
First!
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GRunt. GrUNt. GRUNT!
Does the soap make anyone else's ass itch?
Dr. Chakwas is a wildcat in bed!!!
"Dream on," the doctor scoffed.
--
If I hear sex noises from the main battery again, someone's gonna die.
You could airhatch yourself.
Fuck you, Miranda.
Jack scrawled over the former's writing, and left a little caricature consisting of T&A with a goatee and devil horns.
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Need more dextro liquor!
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And all the girls say he's pretty fly for a Drell guy!
To my knowledge, no Drell has ever achieved flight. Except within spacecraft, of course.
--
Jacob likes buttsex!
Only with you, Zaeed. Kasumi glared. Bathroom duty was the worst
( ... )
Scribbles 2/2
anonymous
April 4 2013, 22:27:33 UTC
Parts of EDI’s study of human behavior were quite eclectic, such as trying to determine why they so gleefully destroyed public property. Venturing into the toilet was strange enough. She could barely force the tip of the marker to the wall.
EDI was here.
Her mouth fell open, practicing human facial expressions. She hurried to scribble again.
EDI is still here.
EDI supposes she is always here, as she runs the processes that control the lights and water.
EDI enjoys this strange human practice.
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Never fear, Major Alenko is here! (again)
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VEGA OUTBEASTS YOU ALL!!
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The gang’s all here! Missed you.
You too.
--
<3**JS+GV**<3
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You know, I never wanted to be a space marine.
SUCK IT!
--
Sheppie’s fish all died again. Guess you should feed them instead of “sparring” with Garrus up there!
Is that insubordination? Because you know that leads to bathroom duty.
No ma’am.
--
I’m Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite shitter on the Normandy!
Re: Scribbles 2/2
anonymous
April 4 2013, 23:20:02 UTC
YES! OP here and YES YES YES! I lost it at pretty fly for a Drell guy and it just kept getting better and better! And the the fluff, with framing the stall. Thank you so much, A!A, it was so much fun! Exactly what I wanted. Thank you! <3**JS+GV**<3
You know. "Vega was here" "For good times call Dr T'Soni" "I fucked Westmoreland here. She was a horny bitch."
I'm looking for a funny, possibly cracky little something. Just have fun with that. Maybe there's an entire saga, documenting how the crew sees a certain pairing written in one of the stalls.
No femslash please, het and slash greatly appreciated.
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But regardless, this is a great prompt and I hope it gets filled! Good luck!
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Lucky shot!
Liara shook her head. She didn't even understand how these conversations took place, with the bathrooms supposedly separated by sex. She supposed alien gender ambiguity and everyone being a soldier had something to do with it.
--
Joker grinned wildly. A fresh, virgin Normandy. With untouched bathroom walls.
First!
--
GRunt. GrUNt. GRUNT!
Does the soap make anyone else's ass itch?
Dr. Chakwas is a wildcat in bed!!!
"Dream on," the doctor scoffed.
--
If I hear sex noises from the main battery again, someone's gonna die.
You could airhatch yourself.
Fuck you, Miranda.
Jack scrawled over the former's writing, and left a little caricature consisting of T&A with a goatee and devil horns.
--
Need more dextro liquor!
--
And all the girls say he's pretty fly for a Drell guy!
To my knowledge, no Drell has ever achieved flight. Except within spacecraft, of course.
--
Jacob likes buttsex!
Only with you, Zaeed. Kasumi glared. Bathroom duty was the worst ( ... )
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EDI was here.
Her mouth fell open, practicing human facial expressions. She hurried to scribble again.
EDI is still here.
EDI supposes she is always here, as she runs the processes that control the lights and water.
EDI enjoys this strange human practice.
--
Never fear, Major Alenko is here! (again)
--
VEGA OUTBEASTS YOU ALL!!
--
The gang’s all here! Missed you.
You too.
--
<3**JS+GV**<3
--
You know, I never wanted to be a space marine.
SUCK IT!
--
Sheppie’s fish all died again. Guess you should feed them instead of “sparring” with Garrus up there!
Is that insubordination? Because you know that leads to bathroom duty.
No ma’am.
--
I’m Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite shitter on the Normandy!
I will murder you ( ... )
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OP here and YES YES YES!
I lost it at pretty fly for a Drell guy and it just kept getting better and better!
And the the fluff, with framing the stall.
Thank you so much, A!A, it was so much fun! Exactly what I wanted.
Thank you!
<3**JS+GV**<3
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Loved it!
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