Oblivious
anonymous
February 12 2013, 17:08:37 UTC
Garrus Vakarian, Sniper,Calibration offcier. So many great skills... yet he is somewhat oblivious as to when people flirt with him.
During ME1, Shep (any gender, no LI plz) and crew decide to see whether he is that oblivious or not interested. So each crew/squad member flirts with Garrus to see just how blind their Turian is, they can be either obvious, cheesy or subtle. Yet Garrus does not realise what's going on.
Bonus points: *Kaidan flirting and being completely at ease with it *Ship crew flirting (e.g Chakwas, Adams, Joker, Pressley) *Others are watching with a secret cam *One of the flirters does actually love Garrus, but not Shep, Ashley or Tali, someone unexpected, e.g Wrex or Kaidan
Re: Oblivious 8/8
anonymous
February 14 2013, 08:07:09 UTC
He was playing along? He was trolling them!! Oh god Joker will not be happy, that's his job. Cannae imagine the mob that'll be out for Garrus now.
Loved that a headbutt counts as flirting. And the fact that Kaidan and Shepard teamed up together, theirs was the most hilarious with the flirting going from subtle to obvious. Though i think Garrus was right about Shepard having a thing for Alenko and visa versa.
During ME1, Shep (any gender, no LI plz) and crew decide to see whether he is that oblivious or not interested. So each crew/squad member flirts with Garrus to see just how blind their Turian is, they can be either obvious, cheesy or subtle. Yet Garrus does not realise what's going on.
Bonus points:
*Kaidan flirting and being completely at ease with it
*Ship crew flirting (e.g Chakwas, Adams, Joker, Pressley)
*Others are watching with a secret cam
*One of the flirters does actually love Garrus, but not Shep, Ashley or Tali, someone unexpected, e.g Wrex or Kaidan
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“Who doesn’t recognize a direct invitation to bed?”
“Guys, I licked his face.”
“I offered to suck him off ( ... )
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“So then I gave her a hug!” Garrus could hardly talk through his laughter.
Shepard froze in the doorway of his cabin. Garrus and Wrex were just out of sight in the mess, and clearly in hysterics.
“Did you see Ashley’s face after she licked you? Priceless!”
They dissolved into laughter again.
“And Alenko…” Garrus sounded like he was having trouble breathing at this point. “That… whatever it was on his waist. Oh, Spirits!”
Shepard strolled into sight, eyebrow raised. Garrus hiccupped in his haste to stifle his giggles.
“Uh, Commander.”
“Not quite as oblivious as we thought, then, eh Garrus?”
The turian couldn’t suppress his grin.
“Not quite, Shepard. Not quite.”
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Loved that a headbutt counts as flirting. And the fact that Kaidan and Shepard teamed up together, theirs was the most hilarious with the flirting going from subtle to obvious. Though i think Garrus was right about Shepard having a thing for Alenko and visa versa.
Wrex is definitely one rich bastard now.
OP is very delighted with this.
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