Mass Effect Kink Meme: PART XV

Jan 28, 2013 13:15

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Oblivious anonymous February 12 2013, 17:08:37 UTC
Garrus Vakarian, Sniper,Calibration offcier. So many great skills... yet he is somewhat oblivious as to when people flirt with him.

During ME1, Shep (any gender, no LI plz) and crew decide to see whether he is that oblivious or not interested. So each crew/squad member flirts with Garrus to see just how blind their Turian is, they can be either obvious, cheesy or subtle. Yet Garrus does not realise what's going on.

Bonus points:
*Kaidan flirting and being completely at ease with it
*Ship crew flirting (e.g Chakwas, Adams, Joker, Pressley)
*Others are watching with a secret cam
*One of the flirters does actually love Garrus, but not Shep, Ashley or Tali, someone unexpected, e.g Wrex or Kaidan

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Re: Oblivious 5/?? anonymous February 13 2013, 21:45:50 UTC
Oh, god, I'm loving this. Does he actually have NO clue what's happening? Delightful!

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Oblivious 6/8 anonymous February 14 2013, 01:38:51 UTC
“This is never going to work. Who doesn’t know what embracing eternity means?”

“Who doesn’t recognize a direct invitation to bed?”

“Guys, I licked his face.”

“I offered to suck him off ( ... )

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Oblivious 7/8 anonymous February 14 2013, 01:41:17 UTC
“What in the goddess’s name did you do to your waist, Kaidan?” Liara was intrigued ( ... )

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Oblivious 8/8 anonymous February 14 2013, 01:42:38 UTC
EPILOGUE

“So then I gave her a hug!” Garrus could hardly talk through his laughter.

Shepard froze in the doorway of his cabin. Garrus and Wrex were just out of sight in the mess, and clearly in hysterics.

“Did you see Ashley’s face after she licked you? Priceless!”

They dissolved into laughter again.

“And Alenko…” Garrus sounded like he was having trouble breathing at this point. “That… whatever it was on his waist. Oh, Spirits!”

Shepard strolled into sight, eyebrow raised. Garrus hiccupped in his haste to stifle his giggles.

“Uh, Commander.”

“Not quite as oblivious as we thought, then, eh Garrus?”

The turian couldn’t suppress his grin.

“Not quite, Shepard. Not quite.”

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Re: Oblivious 8/8 anonymous February 14 2013, 07:11:47 UTC
Loved the story, great job!

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Re: Oblivious 8/8 anonymous February 14 2013, 08:07:09 UTC
He was playing along? He was trolling them!! Oh god Joker will not be happy, that's his job. Cannae imagine the mob that'll be out for Garrus now.

Loved that a headbutt counts as flirting. And the fact that Kaidan and Shepard teamed up together, theirs was the most hilarious with the flirting going from subtle to obvious. Though i think Garrus was right about Shepard having a thing for Alenko and visa versa.

Wrex is definitely one rich bastard now.

OP is very delighted with this.

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Re: Oblivious 8/8 anonymous February 14 2013, 13:07:26 UTC
Holy Hell I didn't expect Wrex and Garrus conspiring together, that was brilliant A!A! Loved it so much!

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Re: Oblivious 8/8 anonymous February 15 2013, 09:57:09 UTC
I thought Garrus might be playing dumb, but then you totally threw me with Wrex. Good show, old boy!

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