Follow me to the Alien Bathhouse
anonymous
March 29 2013, 00:11:37 UTC
FemShep, while on Pavalen, is surprised to find that turians only use public bathhouses. The hot Pavalen sun has her sweaty, so she has to go there to try and clean up.
However, turians don't differentiate between genders at the bathhouses... ...turians like to flirt and play in the bathhouse... ...turians don't mind public affection, lewdness, or mating at the bathhouse... ...and, because they don't like water, they use oil to scrub each other.
Shepard, previously straight as an arrow and not a xenophile, finds herself on the wrong end of a brutal ladyboner, unable to stop oogling all the alien wang, pussy, and butts - especially the tight little turian butts.
The turians take notice of this and give her a proper Pavalen welcome. Sexually.
Re: Follow me to the Alien Bathhouse
anonymous
March 29 2013, 03:38:16 UTC
OK, so I know they don't water inasmuch as they don't like to swim, but is there at least a shower in there somewhere? Thinking about all that oil makes me feel greasy. Aroused, but greasy.
However, turians don't differentiate between genders at the bathhouses...
...turians like to flirt and play in the bathhouse...
...turians don't mind public affection, lewdness, or mating at the bathhouse...
...and, because they don't like water, they use oil to scrub each other.
Shepard, previously straight as an arrow and not a xenophile, finds herself on the wrong end of a brutal ladyboner, unable to stop oogling all the alien wang, pussy, and butts - especially the tight little turian butts.
The turians take notice of this and give her a proper Pavalen welcome. Sexually.
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