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Mass Effect Kink Meme: PART XVII

Apr 29, 2013 11:33

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We Are Here to Kick Ass and Form Consensus 1/? anonymous May 5 2013, 21:23:47 UTC

The explosion was what really got to him. He could understand the heavily armed batarians stomping through the rose garden, he could tolerate them shooting up the aircar ( ... )

We Are Here to Kick Ass and Form Consensus 2/? anonymous May 5 2013, 21:59:39 UTC

"I fucking knew it." Jack pounded her fists together, hatred practically radiating from her pores as she stomped up and down. "Don't retire, I said. You'll be a fucking target, I said. But no, they have to go and settle down with a white picket fucking fence with a handbuilt house and some fruit trees and a dog? They shot their fucking dog, man, who does that ( ... )

Re: We Are Here to Kick Ass and Form Consensus 2/? anonymous May 5 2013, 22:38:25 UTC

I can't believe no-one's commented on this yet.
This is great A!A, I loved Shep and Ash's banter at the beginning, arguing over baby names while the bullets were flyin'.
And everyone in this part all "oh, hell yeah we'll fuck 'em up."
So yeah, this is awesome. Eagerly awaiting more.

Re: We Are Here to Kick Ass and Form Consensus 2/? anonymous May 5 2013, 23:10:06 UTC

YES
continue please

We Are Here to Kick Ass and Form Consensus 3/? anonymous May 5 2013, 23:54:59 UTC

The heads in the room again turned to stare at the new arrival. A ten foot Geth Prime stood in the elevator, stooping slightly to exit into the waiting area ( ... )

Re: We Are Here to Kick Ass and Form Consensus 3/? anonymous May 6 2013, 00:05:34 UTC

The runtime names cracked me up. Only one missing was Baileys.

LOL

Re: We Are Here to Kick Ass and Form Consensus 3/? anonymous May 6 2013, 00:08:40 UTC

lol, "fucktards-batarian" and "Task Force SNAWOCYLATYWIOFAYSU" had me almost choking on my tea. Also, why the hell are the geth playing an American anthem? Whatevs, I don't even care, this fill is fucking hilarious.

We Are Here to Kick Ass and Form Consensus 4/? anonymous May 6 2013, 01:17:42 UTC

BASE: HAND OF KHAR'SHAN ( ... )

OP anonymous May 6 2013, 03:25:16 UTC

"Time to drive the batarians before us and hear the lamentations of their women!"

God dam I thought I was going to choke to death when I read this. This story is freaking amazing.

Re: We Are Here to Kick Ass and Form Consensus 4/? anonymous May 6 2013, 05:25:53 UTC

This Is fucking HILARIOUS. and I was drinking a budweiser while reading , now Bud is all over my screen.

We Are Here to Kick Ass and Form Consensus 5/5 anonymous May 6 2013, 06:09:23 UTC

PRESENT DAY ( ... )

Re: We Are Here to Kick Ass and Form Consensus 5/5 anonymous May 6 2013, 08:43:54 UTC

As op, I hereby award you all the internets for this story. *golf claps*

Re: We Are Here to Kick Ass and Form Consensus 5/5 anonymous May 6 2013, 15:21:42 UTC

So damn funny. Any chance you're the A!A who did Fun Times with Runtimes? I loved that one too.

Re: We Are Here to Kick Ass and Form Consensus 5/5 anonymous May 7 2013, 00:37:17 UTC

Nope, that was another genius anon.

Re: We Are Here to Kick Ass and Form Consensus 5/5 anonymous May 6 2013, 21:35:09 UTC

All hail Bob the Great and Glorious! Pure genius!

This anon has also just remembered why it is considered a Very Bad Idea to be drinking something while browsing the kink meme...

Re: We Are Here to Kick Ass and Form Consensus 5/5 anonymous May 6 2013, 22:30:25 UTC

Holy crap, this was fantastic! I'm still laughing my ass off, anon. Round of applause!

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