Mass Effect Kink Meme: PART XVII

Apr 29, 2013 11:33

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Re: Ruttin' Turians anonymous June 17 2013, 01:42:34 UTC
Totally different writer here, reporting in that I'm making a try on this prompt too.

It's just that good.

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Spring Craving 1/10 anonymous June 17 2013, 07:30:47 UTC
Okay, here's my try ( ... )

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Spring Craving 2/10 anonymous June 17 2013, 07:32:02 UTC
They move cautiously; he lifts his head a little so that she can reach in between and start working her locks free ( ... )

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Spring Craving 3/10 anonymous June 17 2013, 07:33:00 UTC
Shepard woke in the morning to the frankly aggravating sensation of being caged by Garrus' arms while he mindlessly rubbed on her, still asleep ( ... )

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Spring Craving 4/10 anonymous June 17 2013, 07:33:46 UTC
Shepard didn't actually think that getting a jaw crick was physically possible. Goes to show what she knew. Garrus had to stutter his way through the explanation to Chakwas because, obviously, Shepard couldn't do the explaining. It was actually a good idea because if he weren't with her in medical bay, he'd probably be trying to burrow into the ducts from mortification ( ... )

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Spring Craving 5/10 anonymous June 17 2013, 07:34:45 UTC
The next morning she grinds back on him, looking at him over her shoulder as he wakes up enough to growl and roll her onto her stomach and enter her. Her jaw still aches a little. She can hear him yawn as he moves, a leisurely rolling pace that feels comforting. He snuffles into her hair. He likes the way she smells first thing in the morning, before she masks her scent with shampoo. He stays in place after he comes ( ... )

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Re: Spring Craving 5/10 anonymous June 28 2013, 23:29:02 UTC
The idea of Garrus waking up all groggy, seeing Shep lying there and thinking.

'hmm, there's a pussy within arms reach, I should probably get inside that.'

Then starting to fuck whilst half asleep is absolutely hilarious.

I mean seriously, he starts screwing her THEN yawns after he's already in, it's sexy comedy gold.

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Spring Craving 6/10 anonymous June 17 2013, 07:35:45 UTC
By the time Shepard was speaking with the projection of Admiral Hackett, she was very ready for block leave, thanks. It was just the way it was; Garrus was trying very much to be unobtrusive about his overwhelming urges. However, the result of it was that Donnelly found him in the ducts, watching Shepard through ventilation openings. That was the last straw. She very firmly told Admiral Hackett that she and Garrus at the least were going to have time off the Normandy, if full block leave was not possible. And if he had any questions about whether or not it was sound military practice, to direct his questions to one Primarch Victus ( ... )

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Spring Craving 7/10 anonymous June 17 2013, 07:38:25 UTC
So they opened the box after Shepard completed her meal preferences. Shepard didn't know about Garrus, but she herself didn't have much clue about sex toys beyond knowing what vibrators and dildos were. In a way, Shepard was grateful for Aethyta's labeling and written instructions ( ... )

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Re: Spring Craving 7/10 anonymous June 17 2013, 23:14:33 UTC
This post has some of the greatest dialogue ever written. Just had to chime in and say that.

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Re: Spring Craving 7/10 anonymous November 7 2013, 19:15:40 UTC
Garrus was just sitting, looking at it, mandibles twitching, not making a sound. Shepard made a good natured sigh.

“All right, I'll put it on.”

“Yaaaay,” he finally replied.

Oh I've died and gone to Garrus giggle heaven.

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Spring Craving 8/10 anonymous June 17 2013, 07:39:15 UTC
They went on, finding restraints for the both of them, gags, blindfolds, (Garrus dryly noted that Aethyta's late turian husband must have been quite the character) more things for insertion, for the both of them, and then at the bottom of the box, another, smaller box labeled 'For When You Need A Break ( ... )

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Spring Craving 9/10 anonymous June 17 2013, 07:40:33 UTC
Shepard smiles and gets up on her knees, leaning over him and kissing him. They make out and Shepard settles in, liking how Garrus can't flip her into position sooner than she'd like now that he's tied up. She pets the soft hide of his neck and his mandibles move in breathless, silent entreaty. She checks and sees that he's ready ( ... )

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Spring Craving 10/10 anonymous June 17 2013, 07:47:00 UTC
Shepard took the time to bring the whole box into the bedroom. Garrus was composing a thank you letter for Aethyta ( ... )

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Re: Spring Craving 10/10 anonymous June 30 2013, 12:15:55 UTC
Oh my god I laughed until tears came out of my eyes over the hanar dialogue.

That is the best thing. This fill is beautiful. Also turian sounding is fucking hot.

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Spring Craving 10/10 anonymous June 17 2013, 07:47:59 UTC
By the time Garrus is well and over his Seclusion, the apartment looked like the aftermath of a rockstar's bender. They'd put in more holes into the drywall, there were puddles of lube in odd places, there were levo and dextro chocolate smears on the kitchen counter, and the whole place smelled like turian cum ( ... )

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