Mass Effect Kink Meme: PART XVIII

Jun 24, 2013 13:42

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Tali, Nerve-Stim Pro malfunction anonymous June 24 2013, 04:01:37 UTC
Tali wakes up one morning and realizes that the nerve stimulation program in her suit is stuck at high sensitivity; not enough to get her off, not by itself, but high enough that she definitely can't ignore it. At first it's pretty awesome, but then she finds she can't turn it down, she almost comes every time she brushes against anything or anyone, and she's conveniently interrupted every time she tries to find some quiet time to deal with the problem. After a few hours of this, she's going out of her mind with sexual frustration so badly that she wants to jump anyone who looks like they might be willing.

How it happened (simple malfunction? Anti-Quarian malware? Sabotage, for nefarious and possibly sexy reasons?) and how (or with whom!) Tali fixes things are up to the A!A. I don't really ship Tali/Shepard, but if you want to write that pairing it would be okay with me.

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GO GO QUARIAN RANGERRSS anonymous June 24 2013, 04:08:50 UTC
Kal'Reegar as the red ranger ofcourse.

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Re: GO GO QUARIAN RANGERRSS anonymous June 24 2013, 06:35:53 UTC
Hahahaha ha oh god . Seconded!!

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Re: GO GO QUARIAN RANGERRSS anonymous June 25 2013, 19:18:10 UTC
thirded

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Re: GO GO QUARIAN RANGERRSS anonymous June 25 2013, 06:12:04 UTC
Yes please

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anonymous June 24 2013, 04:34:39 UTC
So sometimes I like to imagine things I know most likely couldn’t happen in the game, and one of those things is imagining that Shepard and Jack knew each other before the games events, more specifically, Shepard is Murtoch the guy Jack had had allowed to get to close once before. I know it’s a stretch, but Infiltrator MShep that was an undercover agent could have been using the Murtoch persona as a cover while he infiltrated shit, and to immerse himself in the role of Murtoch, he started dating Jack and inadvertently got way too attached ( ... )

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MShep/Jack Shepard was Murtoch anonymous June 24 2013, 04:35:58 UTC
So apparently I'm an idiot and forgot to add the title to this. So yea...

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Re: MShep/Jack Shepard was Murtoch anonymous June 29 2013, 03:37:58 UTC
This would be very interesting. I would love to see this filled.

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Bimbofication anonymous June 24 2013, 04:40:37 UTC
Something turns everyone on the Normandy into either bimbos or himbos. Smut and hilarity ensue.

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Re: Bimbofication anonymous June 24 2013, 10:22:29 UTC
In these kind of fills Mordin never gets a mention, I always envision him being behind everything, for science!

Secoonnnddeedddd...

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Re: Bimbofication anonymous June 24 2013, 23:43:17 UTC
I love crack prompts like this

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Kasumi Sunday FemShep/Kasumi anonymous June 24 2013, 04:50:17 UTC
So Kasumi has been doing her best to get into FShep's pants, but Shepard just isn't cooperating. Kasumi decides to say fuck it all, and strips out of her clothes and gets on Shepard's bed naked. Next she covers herself in chocolate syrup, whipped cream, vanilla ice cream, maybe a banana between her breasts with a cherry on each nipple. Then she has EDI inform Shepard that she is urgently needed on deck 1... hot sticky sex ensues.

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Re: Kasumi Sunday FemShep/Kasumi anonymous June 25 2013, 20:25:32 UTC
Mmmmm...

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Re: Kasumi Sunday FemShep/Kasumi anonymous June 28 2013, 21:18:28 UTC
yummi

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