Mass Effect Kink Meme: PART XX

Oct 28, 2013 13:24

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Turians, Massages, and "Happy Endings" anonymous November 23 2013, 22:58:57 UTC
It seems pretty established at this point that sex and sexual activity in general are pretty common ways Turians "blow off steam" when life has them stressed out. With that understood, it seems logical to me that Turians would be prime customers for any local neighborhood "Rub-n-Tug," where they can get their weary plates and hide massaged by knowing hands with a good ol' fashioned "happy ending."

Anyway, I'd love to see a stressed out Turian go in for a massage and get the relief/release that they so desperately need.

Bonus points if our "customer" is one of the older, grumpier Turians we've seen in the series, like Executor Pallin, Councilor Sparatus, General Septimus, etc.

Double bonus points if the massage parlor is run by Asari/biotics and the customer's "manual release" at the end is biotically charged and feels amazing.

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Re: "Turians Love Happy Endings..." 5/5 anonymous December 5 2013, 16:28:49 UTC
A!A here. Thanks for your praise! And I'm not sure, but I'm almost positive I saw a pink Asari somewhere in one of the three games. I'll have to confirm that. Maybe I just imagined it...

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"Turians Love Happy Endings..." Part II, Electric Boogaloo - 1/? anonymous December 6 2013, 05:56:11 UTC
You wanted Sparatus? Who am I to keep him from you?! Enjoy!“Well. I hadn’t known a, uh… colleague, of mine frequented here.” Sparatus was still recovering from his unexpected run in with Executor Pallin as the Matriarch led him into the back. He had already felt uneasy about coming here, and running into Pallin hadn’t made him feel any better ( ... )

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Re: "Turians Love Happy Endings..." Part II, Electric Boogaloo - 1/? anonymous December 6 2013, 06:05:12 UTC
This is why I check my email before bed.

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Re: "Turians Love Happy Endings..." Part II, Electric Boogaloo - 1/? anonymous December 6 2013, 07:42:14 UTC
Woo! Loving it already. Councilor, time to loosen up a bit!

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"Turians Love Happy Endings..." Part II, Electric Boogaloo - 2/? anonymous December 6 2013, 20:12:28 UTC
Ohhhh he's in for a good time, believe me."Well, first things first. Let’s get you out of those clothes ( ... )

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Re: "Turians Love Happy Endings..." Part II, Electric Boogaloo - 2/? anonymous December 6 2013, 20:59:52 UTC
Ok, Sparatus' bashfulness is so endearing. Two parts in and I'm already hooked.

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"Turians Love Happy Endings..." Part II, Electric Boogaloo - 3/? anonymous December 7 2013, 06:51:20 UTC
I want to preface this by saying I know NOTHING about massage. So forgive me if parts of this don't make sense.After making her way all the way down to the soles of Sparatus’ feet, Telarr had started working her way back up his body, now starting to put more pressure on his muscles as she kneaded them. She squeezed up and down the Councilor’s calf muscles, methodically rubbing the tension out of his weary legs bit by bit, working her way up to his thighs, stroke by stroke. Sparatus sighed contently, lulled into a content trance as he started to feel the most relaxed he had in days ( ... )

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"Turians Love Happy Endings..." Part II, Electric Boogaloo - 3/? anonymous December 7 2013, 07:28:14 UTC
Sorry if some of the massage parts went on kind of long. There'll be more turian dick from here on out.Sparatus gasped quietly into the towel he was laying on, feeling Telarr gently hold the tip of his cock in one hand, while the other slid down from the small of his back, between his glutes, all the way down the underside of his shaft. Once her other hand reached his shaft, she firmly grasped it at its base- right where it came out of his sheath -squeezing it and twisting her oil hand back and forth, clockwise and then counter clockwise ( ... )

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THE ABOVE POST IS ACTUALLY PART 4, NOT ANOTHER PART 3 anonymous December 7 2013, 07:30:40 UTC
I forgot to type in the new number when copy pasting, because I am an idiot and it is almost 2 in the morning. So, derp.

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Re: "Turians Love Happy Endings..." Part II, Electric Boogaloo - 3/? anonymous December 13 2013, 05:01:38 UTC
(leans forward) Please, keep going...

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Re: "Turians Love Happy Endings..." Part II, Electric Boogaloo - 3/? anonymous December 15 2013, 18:13:20 UTC
A!A here. I swear, I will! I'm going to try and churn out another part tonight. The holiday season just has me busy.

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A!A Update anonymous December 10 2013, 20:23:16 UTC
I haven't forgotten about Councilor Sparatus! I'll get back to this soon, things have just been busy in real life. I intend to finish this, promise!

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Re: A!A Update anonymous December 15 2013, 18:56:47 UTC
I'm cool with waiting, it's definitely worth it.

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"Turians Love Happy Endings..." Part II, Electric Boogaloo - 5/? anonymous December 16 2013, 02:45:25 UTC
I have not abandoned you! Let the erotic massage continue ( ... )

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Re: "Turians Love Happy Endings..." Part II, Electric Boogaloo - 5/? anonymous December 16 2013, 04:40:26 UTC
Oh this is getting good, well, it was already good but it's getting good-er.

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