Autonomous Natal Care Unit #429
anonymous
January 26 2014, 23:24:11 UTC
Sometime after the war, Shepard + LI have left their house temporarily and have left their kid in the care of a babysitter
A geth
Bonus points for having the geth in a frilly apron because I've had the mental image in my head for the past fifteen minutes and I'm still harping like a seal
Dr. Chakwas is having a bad day. A very, very bad day. Someone is terrorizing her, blackmailing her to keep quiet or make excuses while her tormenter gives her obviously fake boobs, changes her clothes out for G-strings and pasties, orders obscene amounts of Salarian porn in her name or laces Samara's food with varren pheromones, you name it.
Commander Shepard's heritage
anonymous
January 27 2014, 03:51:12 UTC
Just want a crack fill where Commander Shepard is found out as being Chuck Norris' descendant and roundhouse-kicking the Reapers and any other enemy out of the Galaxy.
Shepard/Sparatus' daughter (repost)
anonymous
January 27 2014, 06:00:41 UTC
In a nutshell, they hook up based on mutual attraction and a wish to piss off her father.
Looking for a quick two/three-parter of her and Shep meeting up (probably banging) behind Papa's back. Where/when they meet and whether or not Sparatus finds out (this could really change the flow of the Council meetings) is up to the A!A's discretion.
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A geth
Bonus points for having the geth in a frilly apron because I've had the mental image in my head for the past fifteen minutes and I'm still harping like a seal
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Bonus - if partner is female titfucking is involved
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I want to see this, bad.
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Looking for a quick two/three-parter of her and Shep meeting up (probably banging) behind Papa's back. Where/when they meet and whether or not Sparatus finds out (this could really change the flow of the Council meetings) is up to the A!A's discretion.
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